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My intention is to post a daily “update” almost like when I was posting this in real time 2 weeks ago, rather than just dump the entire TR on you in a single dose. Sorry if it’s a bit disjointed at times but rather than completely re-edit and rework the original report I’m gonna just cut/copy/paste from the TLF report.
Day 0
PREFLIGHT CHECK IN
As I type this from San Francisco International's British Airways Lounge, I'm thrilled to be on my way to LOS for trip #2 (and beginning this addendum to last year's "Deepthroat's Newbie Trip Report"). Last year's trip report can be found here:
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I'll try not to bore you to tears (lots of pictures will be my goal) but as I do really appreciate other TR's that contain lots of detail, I'll forwarn you that if you don't like the details, just stick with the pics. Hopefully this will strike a balance between "hey - cool - shiny shiny!" and "geez, this guy needs to get a life." As this is my intro there are (sadly) no pictures yet. Check back in a couple of days.
First off, I want to talk a bit about my flight and funding thereof. I flew Business Class on Cathay Pacific last year, thanks to some last minute gyrations involving my Alaska Airlines Frequent Flyer miles. I did the same this year but it was far less of a hassle. I try to use my Alaska Airlines Frequent Flyer Visa card for every purchase I make, but the big trick to making this strategy work is that I deduct EVERY purchase from my check register just like I would a check or debit transaction. When the bill arrives at the end of the month, I pay it in full. Always. No exceptions. If you cannot follow that discipline, don't try this strategy, as the interest on credit card debt would make any advantages earned from this strategy null and void.
After last year's Newbie Trip #1, I was thinking that in the future, I would probably return to my old habit of wintering in Mexico. Mongering vacations are relatively easy from the Pacific NW, as Vancouver BC is only 3 hours away and it's a veritable cornucopia of quick, dirty nasty $20 street hookers. And Mexico is 1/4 as far as Thailand with similar climate and prices. The biggest difference of course is the lack of mongering opportunities, but like I said I can easily fill that need with a quick BC run - leave town at 9am on Friday, be picking up skanks for quick deepthroat bj's by 1 or 2pm depending on traffic at the border.
But as time wore on, the siren call of Guess Bar, Nana Plaza, EZY Bar, Stringfellows, My Friend You, La Bamba's, and all the rest became louder and louder in my head. By April, a mere 2 months after my trip, I'd made the decision that Mexico was out, and LOS was back in again. LOS has gotten under my skin and into my heart, and once that happens, I hear it's hard to dislodge it again. Looks like I'm an addict afterall.
Checking my Alaska Air account, I found I had nearly 40,000 miles. This meant if I wanted to fly Cathay Pacific Business Class again, I needed an additional 60,000 miles. It turned out that Alaska Air was offering a 20% bonus for instant miles purchased at .0275 (2 and 3/4 cents per mile) which meant that for about $1,035 including all taxes, I could book a roundtrip ticket for January to Feb. 2010. This is a pretty good deal, all considering. I recently went and checked and the cheapest I could find for just the San Francisco to BKK roundtrip portion was $5,445 from Kayak or Expedia. So for a grand, I got roundtrip first class from Seattle to San Francisco, then roundtrip Business Class from SFO to Hong Kong and Hong Kong to BKK. The flight times are great (leave Seattle 6pm Tues, arrive BKK 11am Thursday) and the seat/bed is amazing. I arrive in BKK without the jet lag and misery. All for a measly $1,035!!! It would cost around that much for a Cattle Car Coach Class ticket under normal circumstances. In fact, it was $1100 just for the SFO to BKK leg in coach!
A little math reveals that buying the instant miles outright, even if you don't have a balance in your Frequent Flyer account with Alaska Airlines, would save you a ton of money on this flight. And when I checked just now, they are running a special and offering 30% bonus miles with every purchase! Thus, if you bought 70,000 miles it should work out to about $1,925 before taxes for the roundtrip North America to Asia flight using Cathay Pacific. And obviously, getting the card and using it (responsibly) for all your purchases over the next year or two could cut those costs dramatically.
Enough nattering about airfares.
Walking into Seattle SeaTac Airport for my 6:40pm flight to SFO, I found an auspicious sign. Standing directly in front of me was a beautiful hot gorgeous blonde in hooker heels and capri pants, and a pink hoody that said "The Bunny Ranch" (a famous Nevada brothel) on the back. She had zero body fat from what I could see, and her body was so perfectly sculpted, I immediately took her for an actress or an athlete until I read the back of the hoody, at which point I realized she was both! Turning around, she had an amazing rack of silicon breasts under a tight pink tshirt again advertising "The Bunny Ranch". She did an exagerated Marilyn Monroe strut across the terminal and out the door, with the eyes of nearly every guy in the vicinity glued to her swinging posterior.
I thought of how I could spend $500 or $1000 for an hour of perfunctory sex with her, or in 24 hours or so I could be slamming any number of asian hotties with similar bodies for about the equivalent of $30 for a couple of hours or $60 for all night. And the sex would definitely be better!
All in all, an auspicious beginning for the start of my adventure.
As I type this entry, it's 10:20 PM San Francisco time. I board in 50 minutes. I'll settle in, watch a movie, read a bit, then at around 4am Pacific Time (8pm Hong Kong time) I'll pop (2) .5MG Alprazolam tablets (street name Zanax or is it Xanax?) and I'll be out like a light. Thank you Dr. "L" for suggesting this - the travelers miracle! I'll arrive at Hong Kong International at 7am, refreshed and ready to face the day; then depart at 9am for Bangkok arriving 11am.
I have a driver arranged through the PBR picking me up at the airport, and it's straight to Pattaya. Check in at Pattaya Bay Resort, then off to find the closest branch of Kasikorn Bank to set up my Thai Bank Account which I'll use to avoid paying extortionary USA Banking debit charges for international transactions.
From there, we'll just see. Maybe a straight massage first to get me in the LOS spirit. After that, I can't decide whether to begin with a trip to the Devil's Den (couple of hot throaters there I've got to test out) or a cruise down Soi 6. Or maybe I relax and wait until early evening and straight to EZY to check in with the Pattaya LB Concierge Desk (most just call him Karl). Either way, it's bound to be a good day.
I have crossed my fingers that the one girl that's been on my "To Do" list for 2 years now will actually be back in Pattaya... the legendary Nicky. She's said to be visiting family in Isaan, but there's a chance she'll be back before I leave, and a respected BM here has told me he's talked to her about my coming and may have good news for me, but no promises. Dare I dream?....
Please feel free to pipe in with encouragement, corrections, suggestions, and comments. This is meant to be an interractive TR, as I'll try to post daily and give it almost a "stream of consciousness" feel at times. With my limited experience, I'll just be the vessel for getting this thing started, but hopefully you experienced BM's can add to this as it goes along so that other noobs reading it can find something useful in all this that they can apply to their own trips.
Thati's it for now; the next time you hear from me I'll be in LOS. Pinch me... I must be dreaming!
DAY 1
Day 1 - Pattaya
Ok, think we're ready to get underway.
Jump cut 18 hours to our arrival in Bangkok at 11am Thursday. Weather was very warm and sunny, and very smoggy. Cathay Pacific has a great feature for First & Business Class customers called "Fast Track" or something like that, they give you a pass with directions that shows you were to go for immigration that is open only for flight crews, diplomats and fast track customers. I was off the plane, through immigration, and at the Meeting Point 3 where my driver from the Pattaya Bay Resort was waiting within minutes. By 11:45 we were on the freeway headed for Pattaya, and at shortly after 1pm I was checked in at the PBR. Girls at the desk are cute and pleasant as always.
I spent a while unpacking everything, checking email, and showering, then it was off for a quick bite to eat and to find a Kasikorn Bank Branch to set up my account. Rather than messing with "International Transaction Fees" which all the banks now charge on any ATM transactions (and which can amount to significant money quickly) I had decided to deposit US cash into a local bank. Kasikorn seems to have the most local cash machines and is one of the only ones that will allow foreign visitors to set up an account. I set off for the branch on the 4th floor of the Central Festival Mall.
Arriving at their festive green offices on the 4th floor of the Central Festival Mall, I was greeted at the door by a stern young thing in a green blazer. Once I'd revealed the purpose of my foray into her lobby, she began firing questions at me rapid fire:
"You hab passport?"
Check.
"You hab address?"
Check.
"You hab phone?"
No Check.
Cracking under the pressure of her withering gaze, I was forced to concede that, sadly, I no had phone with me. Nor did I have the phone for my hotel. At this she was very stern, "no hotel phone. Must have cell phone." She later conceded that a friends phone would be sufficient, but alas - I hab no friends either!
Returning to the PBR rejected, dejected, and accountless, I asked a BM who'd given me his cell if I could use it as a message phone for purposes of opening my account. He declined (perhaps thinking I had some other nefarious plot in mind?) and suggested that I really should buy a phone anyway, they were only 800 baht at Big C and a sim card would be even cheaper.
I decided I'd go back to another Kaskikorn branch, and this time I'd be prepared. Heading out of the PBR, I walked through the Avenue Mall and stumbled immediately onto another even-closer branch - there's one in the Avenue Mall itself just around the side from McDonalds! I marched in, slapped my passport, address, phone number, and fat stack of $100 bills on the table and said I'd like to open an account. I was asked very few questions this time, and within 20 minutes I had an account open, my cash deposited, and an ATM card. I believe they charged me 300 baht for the ATM card, and said there is an annual fee of 500 baht to maintain the account.
Feeling newly validated in the eyes of the Thai Banking Community, I decided to head toward Walking Street, it now being nearly 6pm. I saw a number of interesting options as I walked. I was still debating my options - EZY? Stringfellows? La Bamba? A GG club? Soi 6? The Devil's Den?
Being near WS, I decided to head to EZY even though I figured no one would be around yet. Karl had mentioned contacting Nicky on my behalf, and I wanted to check in with him and see if the gorgeous Palm might also be hanging around.
Wandering up to EZY a bit after 6pm, I was amazed to find that not only was the place full of eager Ladyboys, but 2 other customers and Karl himself were already in attendance!
I eagerly re-introduced myself to Karl, and spent the better part of the next couple of hours talking about music, LOS, bars, and everything else I could think of. Palm was kind enough to hop into my lap about 30 seconds after I'd sat myself down at the bar, and proceeded to begin tempting and taunting me with a fervor. I felt like Robert Redford (or should that be Rock Hudson?) from the attention this gorgeous hot feminine creature was sending my way!
There was another BM present who shall remain nameless as I forgot to ask whether he wanted his presence mentioned. He had brought a selection of amazing locks and bondage accessories that the girls were having a fine time being locked up in.
After messing about with Palm for an hour or so and buying a number of ladydrinks and drinks for Karl, it was time to finally make up my mind... was Palm to be my first barfine of the trip?
Somehow, I either miscommunicated or perhaps misunderstood the situation, as when i finally asked her to accompany me to the short time room, she couldn't. I believe what Lita said was that Palm wanted to go Long Time with me, but at this point, I'm still not really sold on the LT's. I'll try to get into that subject somewhere along here, as I know I'm probably completely missing the point and the advantage of LT's. But for me I'm still more about quantity and experiencing as many different things as possible, and to be honest, I can't sleep for shit with someone new in my bed. So declining the request for a LT, I found myself heading out into the excitement of Walking Street with the remnants of the woody that Palm has so kindly bestowed upon me.
So, what will it be on my first night in LOS?
By the way, I swear this is the last time I'll travel and do a TR without bringing a Mac laptop. I've avoided buying a laptop because I've never found one necessary for travel in the past, what with computers available for cheap rentals everywhere, and the high cost of a laptop compared to a comparable desktop machine. But doing a TR requires downloading pictures from my camera, resizing and editing them, etc, most of which is difficult to do on a borrowed machine. And the one here in suite at the PBR is locked down so I cannot download any new apps to it, like image resizers. Pain in the ass!
So, there I was, wandering on Walking Street on my first night back in LOS. I'd had a great time talking with Karl and being teased and tempted by Palm, but now I had to decide what to do with my pent-up sexual energy. Walking through the crowds and heading north along Beach Road, I decided I'd head to The Devil's Den. It's located just around the corner from looleetaa's BJ bar. I thought I'd see if I could arrange a duo with Jar and Hom, two deepthroat artists I'd read about on the Devil's Den website.
Arriving there around 10pm I found that they were both unavailable, so I booked a reservation for 7pm Friday evening and left a 1000 baht deposit.
Since I was now back in the neighborhood of the PBR, I headed for the massage place that I frequented for my daily foot massage. There's a couple of nice places right on second road about a block north of Tims Bar Beer, so I steered myself that direction, found a cute massage girl out front, and drug her inside to work on my aching feet and calves. She was really cute, and after an hour of rubbing my feet I decided "Pat" should rub something else as well, so we headed upstairs to the "massage beds" for a thai oil massage (300 baht additional to the 200 baht foot massage). When she had me disrobe she immediately saw the swolen and painful area I wanted her to work on, but she made me wait for it as she did my back for 20 minutes or so.
Once she finally flipped me over, we quickly came to terms on the price for her alleviation of my stiffness and swelling, and she went to work with a renewed gusto. After a few minutes of her ministrations I realized I was already ready to cum, and I decided that I really didn't want my first release of the trip to be a manual (hand) release, so I thanked her for her work but told her I didn't want to cum. She was puzzled by this of course, but I wouldn't let her deter me. Another shower and I was off into the night again, this time headed for Soi 6.
Wandering down Soi 6, I was (as always) struck by the quantity and quality of the offerings. Short ones, fat ones, skinny ones too; I made a couple of trips up and down the street, when a little shorty I was eyeing came out and virtually leapt upon me. At 4' nothing, she had to leap up quite a bit to get her legs around my waist, but somehow she made it and then clung to me, limpit-like, for dear life.
Seeing as how she was tiny, had a cute wide mouth, and a great set of bolt-on tits, I decided who was I to reject her advances? So into the bar we went (one of the ones half-way down on the right side as you're heading towards the water) where I bought her a lady drink. I'd decided to see how passionate she'd get in the bar, and within minutes decided she was passionate enough to suit my needs. At that point, I probably would have been satisfied with a lubed-up knothole, so that probably isn't really saying much. But either way, we headed to the room - 300 baht short time rental to the bar, and 700 for her. She was actually a very good performer, and in no time at all I was back on the street with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.
Headed back to the room, where I messed around for an hour or so trying to resize pics and finally found myself nodding out at the keyboard at 1am, so it was off to bed for me.
I'll post today's update sometime tomorrow.
Here's a picture of Da, the little shorty with the great bolt-ons.
Rising early on Friday, I got out of bed around 9am and had breakfast at the PBR (not really recommended but since it's free, the price is right). Decided to head to the Big C to buy a cheap cell phone and some other essentials. Once there I discovered that it doesn't open until 11, so I wandered around the area and down to the beach to kill some time. Many miles and a half a sunburn later, I made it back up to Big C and found the cell phone I needed (800 baht) along with activation and 100 minute SIM card (300 baht). I immediately used it to try to call Nicky but got nothing but a long recording of a crappy pop song and no chance to leave a message. I sent her a text message but no idea whether she'll even read it.
Another foot massage, some lunch, and another wander or two later, and it was rapidly approaching the appointed time for my meeting with Jar and Hom at Devil's Den.
I'd been at DD last year (when it was still called The Eden Club) and the owner had been away on an extended trip. This time I got to meet Cerebrus in the flesh, and he seems like a genuinly good guy. The girls were fantastic, and both were actually very very good deepthroat talents. They were able to coax two climax's out of me without even breaking a sweat, and the second one was absolutely shattering. One of the more intense orgasms I've had in a long long time!
I then wandered back to Beach Road, checking out the freelancers along the way. As I was making my way to walking street, a Lamborghini roared by. You don't often see them in the USA, let alone in Pattaya. Probably one of the Russian mafiosos if I don't miss my bet.
I also met a cute little freelancer named Nut, but having already expended most of my energies it seemed pointless to even think about another assignation. Plus, I'm nervous about picking up any freelance LB talent as there's so many horror stories about robberies and the like. Anyone got the 411 on this girl?
I decided to wrap up my evening by checking out the bars closer to home, so I wandered by the Pump Station first. For the second night in a row, there was no talent on display. Seems that my 2nd favorite Pattaya BJ bar is no longer a BJ bar, and just a hangout bar now. Sad.
Next it was in to Stringfellows, were a seriously cute little femboy named something.... "Nut" perhaps(?) - was in my lap like a flash. We snogging like old pals in minutes, but her lack of tits and my already-drained semen tanks forced me to bid her adieu after a single lady drink. I saw Kip on the way out an snapped a quick picture for old-times sake.
Then it was down to La Bamba, where Benz made a beeline for me once I'd planted my tired ass on a couch inside. There were a number of folks already present, I don't know whether any were fellow BM's or not. Anyway, same story with Benz - snogging, stroking, etc. Again, it was the lack of tits (and her serious Som Tam breath) that convinced me to head home alone after a single lady drink had been consumed.
I'll finish this update with a pic of Kip, and a pic of an anonymous GG ass on Walking Street.
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tony123 wrote:
You have to pay for that board so not very helpful posting a link to it
As LB-69 pays points-for-posts it will all make sense eventually.
I've never really understood the purpose of re-posting TR's in numerous fora, especially when it's a month old already, as it's like a second-hand report now. But useful for those that don't have access or want to pay for a paid-for forum section.
Sorry, I have to delete the links, the site boss doesn't allow links to other commercial sites.
Anyway, I assume you're giving us the highlights and best bits here!
I understand. Main thing you'll be missing are the pictures. Instead of 150 in the TLF version I'm only posting about 40 pictures total with the "repost" version but you'll definitely get the highlights.
Why don't you just post the 150 pictures? tlbf suck ass especially with having to pay to view peoples trip reports and general gossip and with dick head admins. why don't you delete it off there and move it here..........
Quite entertaining stuff to read. Lots of us aren't member of other forum (or just don’t want to pay for it) so this is new stuff for us although published few weeks ago.
DAY 3
So far, the score is LB 0 / GG 3 if we go on climaxes alone. If we go on time spent playing it's almost all evened up at LB 3 / GG 4.
I think the situation would be easily reversed if I wasn't so conflicted about Long Times, and I think I need a bit of a "talking to" about this. Perhaps if others could explain what they look for and appreciate about a good LT... I'm just not that sold on the idea of having someone spend the night, although the idea of a real "girlfriend experience" is appealing on some levels. I think that's why I enjoy making out with the girls in the bar so much. But the idea of trying to sleep with a stranger in the bed... not so sure. And to be honest, I've never been a big Morning Sex guy, so that's not a real advantage in my book.
Perhaps part of my hangup around LT vs ST is that I don't want to be stuck overnight with a dud or someone I'm not really into?
Ok, I'll tussel with this as I head out into the beautiful 95 degree day to hunt for my breakfast. Hopefully by dinner time one of you sages will have given me the answers.
I'm a bit worried about the fact that so far, my trip report contains zero LB banging.
It's only 10pm though and it IS my birthday afterall so I still have miles to go before I'm ready to enter the the days events into the ledger. Pat (Patirra?) the Lao massage girl has texted me once, and may figure into tonights celebrations. Or maybe not, I may be out of power by the time she gets off work at midnight or so.
DAY 4
Well, yesterday was the best day so far. My 49th birthday began with a beautiful hot sunny morning, and I was up at 9am again. I've still not acclimated to Pattaya life and early rising is still the norm. I hit starbucks and then stopped by one of the two massage places on 2nd Road just north of Tim's Bar Beer. One is named Lucky Fingers Massage, and they actually give a better "proper massage" there, but I saw Pat (Patalla?) the gorgeous Lao girl outside the other, so I popped in for a foot massage with Pat.
Pat's massage sucks, to be honest, but just gazing at her face makes the 200 baht for an hour an amazing deal. She flirted and chattered, most of which I cannot make out due to my horrible hearing. When there's background noise of if the person has an accent or doesn't annunciate clearly, I'm screwed. I thought I made out that she wanted to see me later.
As I was leaving I told her she should come to my room tonight and help me celebrate, and gave her my cell phone number. She said she would call later after she get off work around midnight.
Went to Central Festival Mall Foodcourt for lunch, it's always tough deciding from the plethora of tasty and inexpensive items on offer.
Back to Lucky Fingers for a real foot massage, this time with Thom the girl I had a great massage with a couple of days ago. She kept pestering me about an oil massage, and after an hour of foot massage took her up on it. Foot massage is 200 baht for one hour and an oil massage is 300 baht. They have you go in a back room or upstairs to private beds for the oil massage and have you strip naked, then they give a massage and usually offer a "happy ending" for an additional fee. I turned down the adder and she seemed disappointed to lose the income, but gave a great massage.
When I later tried to change my clothes for the evening, I discovered I've gained enough weight now that I don't fit my clothes properly. Fuck! It's more exercise and less coconut milk from here on out!
Waddled down to EZY around 7pm and was greeted by a room full of pretty but bored ladyboys. No Karl or Lita, and no Palm on offer. Bummer. I was escorted to a seat with cute new girl Sindy/Cindy and promptly bought a couple of ladydrinks and did a bit of slap and tickle on the couches, when who should come flouncing in but Palm! I waited an appropriate amount of time then disentangled myself from Sindy and sat at the bar with Eyemahk who'd kindly showed up to meet me. Great guy, we talked a bit and then Palm found the open spot on my lap and inserted her tiny hard little ass.
Palm is amazing. Great spirit, funny, pretty good english skills, and that body.......
More lady drinks ensued, more groping and fondling, and then it was time to go. We negotiated a short time at my hotel, I paid bin and bar and we were off for my first LB experience of 2010.
As Palm and I were leaving, Paeng (aka "Bang") was just arriving. And it's just as you've always said, these girls have a photographic memory for previous punters. She saw me and a split second later made a little Ladyboy cry and halfheartedly punched me in the shoulder for taking someone else. I couldn't believe she remembered me so quickly... don't we all look alike to them?
We hopped a baht bus and went back to loom. Kim, the farang Manager of the Pattaya Bay Resort was in the lobby as we entered, and I wasn't sure if his look was envy or horror. He probably sees just about everything and anything come through his doors on a regular basis. Palm said her friend Nut was here at the PBR with her falang sponsor who'd just bought her a new car that was out in the parking lot and said she was going to go visit them for a minute then come to the room. I trusted Palm (to show up at the room - no idea whether the story was true and didn't really care) so I headed up and waited for her.
3 minutes later she knocked on the door, and 3 minutes after that we were a tangle on the couch. 30 minutes after that the deed was done, and she was getting ready to head back to bar (or so she said). I made her an enticing offer if she could set up a duo with Nicky before I left, and she tried to call but didn't get an answer. We'll see if it comes through.
Time for a shower and check email, I'd had a PM from a BM that mentioned a party across from Pook on Soi 6 so I headed that way around 10pm. Got to meet a few different BM's, amongst them 7Seven who turned out to be a great guy, not at all what I'd imagined from reading his posts! Hung out at Pooks for a bit and was surprised by how strong the talent pool was, chatted with another BM for a while who's board name I cannot remember so he'll remain nameless for now.
It was now close to midnight so I decided I'd take a wander up Soi 6 and maybe check out my favorite BJ bar "My Friend You".
Half way up the street I ran into Da, the tiny little girly with the nice bolt-ons from the other night. She works in Foxy's Bar, but I'm not interested in a second rendezvous although the first was good fun. Headed further east I saw a hot little cutie outside Hole In The Wall and ended up going inside to buy her a drink. Her name is NUT. She had a couple of sexy piercings and an awesome tongue piercing (a real turn on for me) as well as some great natural breasts and amazing nipples. She looks more Viet Namese to me than thai.
Up to room for a great boom boom. She's one I'd seriously think of doing twice. 300 baht room 700 baht girl rental.
Back down Beach Road to Walking Street, and then back home by 2:30 or so.
This morning I was up at 8am again, I can't seem to sleep in no matter how late I stay out. I had a bunch of nasty dreams and decided I really need to do something physical to get my emotional and spiritual back in balance, so I vowed to begin eating better and get back onto the exercise regimen. I'd been running every other day back home but had quite that program once the cold weather set in, and have gained 10 pounds I can ill afford to be carrying around. So today was day 1 to get back to basics.
I left the room around 11 and headed off through the Avenue Mall, where the annual Pattaya Bed Race festivities were in full swing. They even seemed to have a sadly decayed Elvis impersonator to moderate the event.
Making my way through the thronging crowds, it was down Beach Road, through Walking Street, then up the hill to the top of the Pattaya sign. There's a great park up there with a Confuscious Temple, an exercise park, and lots of trails through and into the woods. As I'd pass some of the more isolated footpaths, all manner of woodland creatures would come scurrying out, offering "I suck you" amongst other enticements. For those that are into the rough trade, this might be your thing. Never one to consider myself a particularly picky eater, I was nonetheless repulsed and quickened my pace whenever I came across one of these unfortunates.
The day was hot as blazes and I'd not thought to bring a sweat band, so the biggest challenge was keeping the rivers of sweat from pouring straight across my naked eyeballs.
As you go up the hill into the "exercise park" you come across some "exercise equipment" with signs on how to use and the recommended number of reps for men or women and children.
Here's one I found particularly interesting. I even considered using the 3rd photo as my new avatar, but decided that I'd keep the old one.
I always find it disconcerting when folks I've come to "know" online change their avatar. Since we have never met, I invest all my thoughts about that person with the image of their avatar, and when it's changed.... it's like your paunchy, 50 year old white bald friend Bob showing up at the party and he's suddenly looking like Tyra Banks. So I'll keep the old avatar, but if anyone wants to steal this one for theirs, feel free:
At the top of the hill, I considered going over to the Sheraton Resort to check out how the other half lives (the half that comes to Pattaya but doesn't monger) but thought better of it as I'd already gotten more sun than was probably recommended and had forgotten to put any sunscreen on before heading off on the expedition.
Hightailed it back down and into town, and a bit over 2 hours after setting off, I was headed straight down the heart of Soi 6.
My first stop was a cute little thai girl named Boom (yup... that's what she said) who was stationed outside Red Point Bar. She had a really long and wide tongue, which is one of my fetishes. Please, no snickering. I'm serious. Seriously weird, yes, I'll give you that. But I'm sure there are weirder fetishes amongst some of you so let's just all be civil about this, ok?
Anyway, she actually was able to get nearly the entire thing down her throat, which always impresses the heck out of me. Moving on to the Boom Boom, I had to argue with her about the condom. I always insist on puting some lube on my cock before the condom goes on, and believe me - if you've not tried it, do. It makes a WORLD of difference. But sometimes the girls think it's some sort of scheme I have to make the condom come off, or in this case she thought it somehow "make condom not work". I had to get insistent before she'd hand over the KY.
After going at it a bit I decided that I'd rather check out another flavor on the walk before finishing. It's often easier to just fake an orgasm and move on then to explain to girl why I don't want to cum, especially when the sex really is relatively good, as it had been with Boom. It wasn't that I couldn't cum, it's that I didn't WANT to cum, not with her. I wanted to save my power and try a second girl now, rather than having to build up new energy and return an hour or two later. So I faked the climax, tossed the condom before she could inspect it, and jumped in the shower.
Off and up the street, I was pulled in by a cute young thing in front of Soho named Nom Wat. She convinced me to at least come in and have a drink, so I ordered a water and let her try to convince me to go upstairs. At some point, I got suspicious and asked if she was a ladyboy. Rather than answer she said something like "what you think? Me not lady?" and I fell for it. Felt around her crotch and nothing amiss, so I figured I'd been wrong. But when she convinced me to upstairs and tried to get me to pay bar AND her fee while still downstairs, I knew the truth.
When we got to the room she plopped down in a chair and unzipped me, then went down on me without any of the usual disrobing and showering. She started slow and deep but became rather frantic in her ministrations, at which point I knew I needed to slow her down and tell her.... "It's ok baby, slow down... I know you ladyboy". She was worried I'd find out and be pissed so she was intent on hurrying me out. Once she knew I was ok it was a whole other experience. She became very very passionate, and eventually begged me to pound her little behind.
Once I got in her, she came almost immediately and shot all the way to her chest. BINGO! That's what I'd been waiting for! All in all it was a great experience. She's very sweet and horny.
Ok, 9pm now, so it's time to shower and get ready to head out again.
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PATIRRA (massage girl)
SINDY - EZY BAR
PALM - EZY BAR
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Why don't you just post the 150 pictures? tlbf suck ass especially with having to pay to view peoples trip reports and general gossip and with dick head admins. 
why don't you delete it off there and move it here.......... 
