October/November Trip ~ LB-69

Well hello everyone. I must say it is shit to be back home.

Before i came to thailand i thought this report would be very different. However ill write down my thoughts anyway.

The first couple of nights i was there i was with a girl/girl from soi 6. I was with her before so i kinda had to see her for a bit. I met her when she finished work so there was a bit of time for messing and drinking with the lb's. My first night i wandered completly shit faced into Hi Boss. The place is nearly always dead so i got the usual swarm of bees.

I was getting a little frustrated so told them to back off. I told Carrot and Beam to stay for a drink. Now i was with Beam before but she is fucked now. Needs a good feed. Likewise for her friend who does the LB/LB scene on this site. Carrot was great fun and kissed and played around a little before heading off. I meet her many times in Puuk Bar soi 6 for games of pool and chats. she is mad. Claims she has been a hooker in Pattaya since 15. Good fun though.Only ok looking.

My first venture into JSB was mental. As soon as i came over Kiki was straight over. I was with her before and we are quite friendly. We drank and talked crap for a while before she asked me did i want a special kiss. Then she pulled out an xtc, put it in her mouth and we kissed. It was fucking crazy to do in Thailand i know but fuck it. I had great fun until the soi 6 girl came and went mad at me before dragging me back to the hotel. hehe. She must have moaned at me for 6 hours straight. The next day i was fucked.

Next day i told the soi 6 chick i wanted to be butterfly. Of course she went mad but fuck it i gave her a few quid and promissed to be good friends. That night i went back to JSB and took Barbie. Tall sexy and nuts. When i got back to her room she had a tiny puppy. Small room and lots of Poo. She cleaned up, smoked some yabba and got naked. I said i didnt want to fuck but i was drunk and easily convinced. Her new implants are great and she is an a1 fuck. Yabba head though. Probably Wise to stay away. Told me she was in prison before for stealing from customer but is good girl now.Make up your own minds.

Now i know this is pathetic but that was pretty much the end of my ladyboying. I ended up falling for a beautiful dentist in Pattaya. And dont give me any shit. Im sure she was a dentist. I felt to guilty to do anything but kissing.

This really pissed off Amy one night. She was outside the bar up from Jennys with all the old dragons. I had been with her before and she ran over to me. I said id sit and have a drink. She said she remembered me from before. I said me too. By now she was showing off in front of all the old lbs. Showing off that young man want to fuck her. She asked me to go to her room for free. I said no because i had gf. She said she saw my gf and that she was more sexy. I disagreed. She turnded to all the old ones and said he will go with me. She was wearing a maid oufit and and came over to me to sit on my lap. I said now again and all the old ones laughed. She had lost face. She went nuts. slagging off my gf and everything. I laughed and walked away. Shits gone to her head. She should remember she has the body of a 4 year old boy.

Meet up for drinks a few time with my mate Patty from Didy bar (before last week Stringfellows) She just got a boob job and looks a1. Another night i went to JSB i meet up with LB-69 himself and one of his mates. I was fairly pissed and talking crap so it was nice of them to listen.CHEERS LADS. We went to Marine 2. Here i met Lek who grabbed me off the dance floor and took me back to an empty Jennys. I kissed and fooled around for a while but felt guily and said i had to go. she was so hot and a real nice person too. She sent me filty txts for the next few days but i managed to stay away.

Sorry my report is sooooo boring. i thought i would have fucked at least 9 or 10. But hay shit happens.

P.S. Pat Tire orry i never called you again but it was usually a cheekey sneak when i went to LB Bars so i never really could go on a proper piss up.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 106 Points: 86

thanks for the report anyway dude.
i've got to get one of those special kisses off Kiki Twisted Evil

a while ago i went to pattaya and spent whole 9 days with 1 good girl LB- it was a refreshing change (sort of), didn't even fuck her, but still managed to have some other fun which it sounds like u did (sort of), i suppose its hard to avoid fun/drama/situations in pattaya.
and full credit to you for turning down an Amy freebie- it seems she turns down lots of guys, so now she knows how it feels Laughing

I liked your report Laptop, it shure made me smile.

Sorry for not having time to answer your pm before i go there myself, but hey theres always netxt itme Very Happy

Or are you getting married now ? Shocked

No prob Rolle but Married???? Hell no. At my age with all the shit i can get away with in Pattaya. I dont think i will be able to be as restrained next time.

That sounds good! It's been said many times but can not be said to many times, ther's nothing so expensive as free sex!!!! Stay away from it! (i know) Evil or Very Mad

So when is it time for the next tripp?

Sign of the times.

I remember my first trip to Pattaya in 1983 to the then famous Simon cabaret, there were fewer ladyboys around then and they kept a lower profile, but there was little of the acrimony between girls and butterfly customers. The LBs also used to work in the same bars as the GGs, there was no real LB bar at that time, just places like Simon and Alcazar.

Highlight of the month was when a US carrier battle group came in for R&R, nearly 10,000 hungry and horny "swabbies", and many of them went back to the short-time hotels with what they thought was a girl, and returned back to the bar poste haste after discovering she was really he. Must have taken them the rest of the cruise to live it down.

Biggest difference between then and now was that they tried their hardest to look and behave as women, their breasts were not so enhanced, much more in proportion to their bodies, and they did not dress loudly off the stage. The modern LBs are a little different in that they have their own clubs now, a much stronger identity, much more extreme surgery and their clothes mark them out.

I think I prefer the older days.....

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Posts: 177 Points: 126

Good honest report, conclusion: i dont think Pattaya is a good place to take youre g/f unless she is bi or into lbs. Smile

yeah maybe i would of been better off solo. But fuck it i had a great time anyway. Ill probably knock back over for songcran if i can get the chance.

To be honest after being back a couple of weeks now i am completly at a loss at how i never went with Gyk/Kikk. What a stupid decision.