The Long Overdue Phuket ~ LB-69

Ladyboy Expert Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 896 Points: 636

Ok guys.... so so so sorry... This is the long overdue submission of my field report on Phuket.

first ever time there... visited Thailand 100's of times but never Phuket - so decided to make that journey spurred on by some internet chat about it being called Kateoy Island etc.

Duration: 2 days

2 nights at the Phrom Pong Guesthouse opposite Christines (nice for the price).
Only thing about the Guesthouse was they put me on the 5th floor (without lift)... I was shattered by the time i got to the top of the stairs and almost thanked the girls for visiting even before i got to my room.

first day was dreadful. I went on a hunting mission without much success. I spotted a couple of really hot LB's walking on Bangla Rd.. but by the time i'd decided they were on the menu they'd moved on.

So i walked onwards to midway down the street to the cattle market. The LB's on the tables were 'ok'...but it was more interesting to view the losers with their wifes staring. Guys... what are you thinking about ! Either make a move or move on.... it really hacked me off with all the punters standing as if they had see a naked Sharon Stone walking past them. The girls jaws were on the pavement - it was amusing for the first moment - then depressing as the same losers were still standing staring after 15 mins. It wasnt a quick look and move on - they were obviously there for the night !

Anyway - enough of my rant about the losers... I moved on in my hunt. Saw a couple of decent LB's (one very pretty with muscles - which was a turn on) - they were advertising infront of Happy Soi... which i didnt know was the enterance to the new road off Bangla for Cocktail and Dreams.

So returned to the hotel empty handed that night - very disappointed at my nights hunting. So so much more on offer at every turn in Pattaya (and Bangkok if you know where to look).

So next day hit the internet cafe - where i knew you guys wouldnt let me down with information - and i wasnt disappointed !

With some helpful tips and directions i once again set out on the hunt. This time obviously with the horn big time not having had any success the night before!

The trick is not to start to early. I once again went out about 7pm (still a little early in Phuket). It started to rain which was actually a god sent as it permitted me to linger in door ways (sheltering and looking) at the same time. Went to Cocktail and Dreams. I decided early on that the Tiger Complex with all the gaupers was not my scene. C&D was too open for my liking - but at least the road was reasonably quiet. It was not as i imagined at all. I thought it would either be like a restuarant inside with tables enclosed - or something like Casanova's in NP. Nope... totally different from my imagination. It was very open and when i went only a couple of girls on. BUT... WOW... this one girl was wearing a pink lycra dress and she was from Malyasia... she was perhaps one of the best LB's I've ever been with. She was average at the turn on route in the bar... normal stuff but automated... she had a friend from Issan who showed me some pictures of her family on her phone.

The friend was too sweet for me - very polite and kept asking if i wish to have a 3some with the Malyasian... but i declined.

I really fancied the Malyasian, she was deeply tanned with long black hair, she was well defined with very large silicon implants. She spoke with excellent english also, and was a real professional.

Its at this time i should mention, I am very choosie, and i'm always afraid i will pick one too quickly and see a better one around the corner.... especially since this was the first LB I'd really talked to in Phuket. And only an amateur picks the first one they talk to in the evening. So against my instints i said i would return for her later... just to enable me to seek out others to ensure i was selecting the very best.

So onwards to the Royal Paradise Complex as recommended by my good buddies on this forum. It was in a horse-shoe shaped road leading to the Royal Paradise Hotel. Predominately a gay area, but I'm progressively finding that the gay areas have some superb LB's in them. Also i'm kinda starting to like the very 'over the top' LB's - the gays who like to dress up as girls. There were a good couple of bars there which held some interest to a LB hunter - thats for sure.

I walked around but didn't get that overwhelming feeling that there was anything that was half as good as the Malayasian in Cocktail and Dreams... so i grabbed a taxi and headed straight back to get her. Therefore only wasting about 15 mins of my evening.

Thankfully she was still there - actually no further customers were there either and it was about 8:30pm by now.

I asked her to get some black stockings - so she went off to buy and left me in the bar after i'd bar fined her. Her polite friend again approached and tried in vein to get me to take a 3some with her.

Finally after 10 mins the girl returned with stockings in the carrier bag and we departed for the hotel. I was a little wary as police were hanging around the end of the street but she commented that it was for the protection of the tourist as alot of pick pocket on Bangla Rd.

We returned to the Guesthouse. No joiners fee required and scaled the stairs up the 5 flights to the room.

She showered first and then with her towel wrapped around her went and opened the window and had a smoke.

I showered briefly.

When i came out of the shower she was sitting on the seat at the window with cigarette in her mouth wanking herself. She was about 2 inches bigger than me. She said she was very horny.

It was the best couple of hours i spent with her. Absolutely fantastic. She was a girlfriend experience and also a hooker who would talk dirty all rolled into one.

I sucked her, but she stopped me before she came as she wanted to feel me inside her and wanted to cum whilst i was inside her. So i turned her around and slipped inside her from behind. Normally I'm not really into penetration too much. I more or less play around the surface, but she lifted herself onto me and I just slipped right inside her.

She was the most perfect fit of any LB or girl i've ever been with. She then pushed back on me whilst she wanked herself off.

AMAZING !!

She stayed for a further hour but then wanted to return to C&D because she had to get paid by the boss that evening (payday). She asked if i wanted her to come back but i declined - feeling well spent by that stage. I paid her 2,000 baht - every penny well spent.

After she left i went under the covers feeling i'd done enough for the night - but then after 30 mins i had the feeling i needed more.

I got up and showered and was out on the hunt again... it was only about midnight...

I headed back to Royal Paradise Complex.... and met up with a very friendly hostess. She didnt normally go with customers and didnt have any makeup on. She stayed above the bar. It was a gay bar with half a dozen boys in Y's on the stage... I wasnt interested in them ... but she took my fancy thats for sure. So i asked her back to the hotel - she wasnt sure - then agreed.

We ended up wanking each other off until we both came together.

That was me then out for the count.... shattered.

She left at about 3am

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 101 Points: 88

Hey Brit great report as always! I wondering how much did each lb set you back? Other than Lbs would you recomend Phuket?

Hi Brit,

Thanks for the report.

I can only assume my directions worked out OK Laughing

That area in front of Soi Katoey is pretty sad with all those family orientated tourists spectating like they were at a circus freak show.

I know what you mean about not wanting to barfine the first ladyboy you see, however sometimes I find myself still undecided at 2am, then regretting passing up some beauty I met at the start of the evening.

Anyway, despite the 5 flights of stairs, sounds like you managed to harness enough energy to perform.

Cheers
Koykaeng

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 143 Points: 279

thanks for the report,.. will check out Phuket someday

Ladyboy Expert Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 896 Points: 636

Just to answer couple of the questions:

For the Malaysian
I paid about 500 baht for the bar fine (cannot remember C&D exact cost) and then paid her 2,000 baht. I'd asked her how much in the bar and she'd said it was to my discretion as she felt she could do enough to warrant the higher values. She knew she was an expert. I often read others saying this and I think...."yeah...right !" But she was one of the best i've encountered... so much so that i'd travel again to Phuket just for another night with her.

For the Hostess from the gay bar
No bar fine - as I'd chatted with her until closing time and left when the ligths were getting switched off. I just paid 1,000baht as she only stayed a couple of hours and it was more of a mutual wanking session with kissing and sucking.

koykaeng - your directions were perfect, thanks. Without them i would have be writing a report which stated "stay away from phuket - its rubbish". So it's only good if you know where to go, and you've got the correct information. It's not as 'in your face' as Pattaya and the redlight areas of Bangkok... I've found that in Phuket there is more 'respectable' tourist so you've got to route out the sleezy.

Yeap... That Soi Katoey area is terrible - to be avoided at all costs by the professional hunters. I guess the girls there make their money from tips.

The 5 flights of stairs didn't deter me, but in retrospect think i would request a lower floor. Even the receptionist when i checked out said "sorry about putting u on the highest floor - next time i will book you on lower"

I think i will open a seperate thread on not wanting to barfine the first one you see. I think we'll have some interesting comments on this. Look for it in the General section.

Larrylarry - you asked other than LB's would i recommend Phuket....
hmmmm....

From a purely LB perspective I would still say that Bangkok - then Pattaya are the best venues. Phuket offers a new slant on the lifestyle, and some new faces. Also the opportunity to 'play the field' without getting grief from the LB girlfriend or LB wife back in Bangkok...as its that little bit more remote and probably the girls don't know each other so much.

From an Non-LB perspective as a holiday destination...even bigger hmmmmmm....

Is it worth the extra journey... I don't think so. It's got that island feel about it as soon as you arrive (which is kinda refreshing). I found Patong to be overpopulated with farang. In some instances it was difficult to see a Thai person - and i didnt like that. The streets were absolutely packed with people - shoulder to shoulder. Mind you I did go at the busiest time of the year on Boxing Day.

Perhaps the overall answer to the question is YES probably outside the boundaries of Patong - it looked like a great island. Patong is ok for one night - but would i travel to Phuket only for one night of fun (answer yes for that Malaysian... no for the rest).

It gets me thinking perhaps Malaysia is the place to try out!

Wheres Hankhavelock???? Need some advice Laughing

Thats all folks !

Ladyboy Newbie Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 4 Points: 21

ok; i live here so let me clue ya in.

Patong is for tourists and there are plenty in the high season all standing around the entrance of the soi with the crocodile disco .
The LB's put on quite a show for free outside and make a bundle just posing with the tourists for pics.

You will see plenty of hot ones there and others as well. All will head off with ya. At the back of the soi is a club that many of them work as dancers/showgirls.

Around the Paradise hotel off Song Roi pee road are plenty of gay clubs that mostley cater to the gay crowd and to the after hour bg's that go there to pick up boys. I have know a few of the owners and they all tell me the bar girls love to visit late and bar fine the boys. Seems they make their bucks off of a guy and then want someone to pleasure them for the money.

You will have no trouble finding a LB in Patong. It is full of Tourists as this is high season and being amongst that many white people in asia is a bit unreal. Especially with so many familes with kids in tow.

Outside of that is is an amazing island and I love it here Smile