Bum Washers ! ~ LB-69

As we all know the ladyboys like to make plenty of use of the hose pipes which are installed next to all toilets in Thailand (except DIG) to mostly give themselves a real good clean out prior to any sexual activity. Surprised

Up until recent years I never bothered with this device however, a few years ago I had a rather bad bout of food poisoning and suddenly I discovered the benefits of a quick squirt and dry as opposed to labouring away with tissue paper Smile

After all, we wash our hands and face with water so why should our bum be different now that an instument is available to make life easier and cleaner. Sometimes here in the ''west'' old habits die hard but our way is not always the best or even most practical method.
Anyway, I got talking to forum member Anthony70 and he had just purchased a ''douche'' from a hardware store in Pattaya, so off I went to do the very same Laughing

Fast forward a month or so and I have recently installed one of these instuments into my UK home, now all I need here is a Thai ladyboy to go with it when the need arises.

This is what I am talking about

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You can find them in carrefour and big c

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Posts: 113 Points: 113

Love the gold toilet lid!!

Very austin powers!

Ladyboy Guru Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 1764 Points: 1663

I have the bathtub hose within arms lenght so i haven´t used paper for years. Its cleaner. in India they have a bottle of water instead of paper. Yeah, Ming complained about dig didnt have one.
Do you think i should next time im there ask the receptionist to install it so my lb guest can flush her arse?
That reminds me, only once in Thailand was there chocolate on the rubber when i pulled out. If that would happen before spunk, i´d stop right there. Its the biggest turn off. Luckily the thai lb´s are so clean and neat, not at all like the southamericans or europeans.,

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 02 Jul 2005 Posts: 195 Points: 112

Hello Pat Tire!
Excuse me for asking, but how exactly do you use it then?
I usually use a anal douche, I bought from a sex shop. While in Thailand, I have often thought of using the douche next to the toilet, as pictured above, but just never had the guts to try and shove it up my arse. I know I had ladyboy cocks up there, which were quite larger than that (like Jessica from Casanova or Mint), but for that I had some jelly.
Do you use some jelly on your butt first, before you put the douche inside, or do you just put it up there "dry"?
Thanks for an answer, I am always interested in learning something new!

Pat will be able to give you the correct answer, but I think he will suggest the following:
1. Smear arse liberally with jelly/lube, you may want to use toilet paper before doing this.
2. smear head of flusher with jelly.
3. Turn TV up to full volume so other guests will not hear your screams.
4. Go for it.
Of course if you only want to clean your arse, you might try holding the flusher about 25mm from arse, point end at arse and pull trigger. The latter measure always seems to work for me, but I admit I'm not very adventurous in the bathroom.
Let us know how you get on.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 02 Jul 2005 Posts: 195 Points: 112

Thank you for your reply, Patrick!
I was not thinking about using the douche, just to clean my outer arse, but to clean my rectum, before being a bottom with some well endowed ladyboy, so holding the douche 25mm away from arse and then pulling the trigger won't do the job, the water must actually go inside, but I guess using some jelly would be essential. How would you get it inside without some jelly?
Bottom experts, please share your wisdom! Thank you!

That is why you have two hands!

One to hold the hose attachment, and the other to insert a couple of fingers into your anus, with lube, and then spread them apart - gently.

Have fun..... Laughing

Ladyboy Guru Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 1764 Points: 1663

oh dear...this forum is very very graphic. I can now picture Kiss with KY and a hose. Shocked

Thank you for that sweet picture as i go to bed now.

wonder if using excess water is worse for the environment?

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 02 Jul 2005 Posts: 195 Points: 112

Hhhmm, I am still not so sure about using this instrument next time I am in Thailand. I will probably stick to the anal douche from the sex shop. This procedure has to be repeated once or twice, but then I am clean for the rest of the night.
Operating with both hands, while sitting on the toilet sounds a bit too much trouble. What if I slide down from the seat, while trying to insert the hose? Laughing

And the end of the water hose still looks rather big and uncomfortable to insert.
But thanks to everybody, who replied!

well,
after another month of bum licking, ive got sick again.
i was shitting for england in pattaya and despite a course of antibiotics, am still shitting like a new born baby.
waiting for the results now, i know what they are though.......feacial to oral contamination........
no problem, worth every lick.
anyway, bum washer......couldnt live without it.
cant say ive put the whole thing up my hole, i just clean the outer .
i did wonder whether the lb,s inserted the whole thing and washes the inside out.....probably.
i just bought another one as a spare ,100 baht.
fitted it myself, all push fittings came to a tenner.
think about it lads........
it will change your life.