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| LB-69 Forum Index ~ Off Topic ~ Bum Washers ! |
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 Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:45 am
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"AKA DIRTY MIKE"
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 680
Points: 2330
Location: England
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Absolutely superb i will be purchasing one soon ... gives that Thailand feel when on the bog and saves a fortune on toilet paper lovely jubbly  |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:40 pm
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 218
Points: 181
Location: Philippines
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I'll share to you all my little technique.
So far, I'm the only person (to my knowledge at least) who does it.
1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.
2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to 'position' the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don't want water to spill all over the place.
3) Squirt as MUCH water inside your ass as possible -- squirt long and hard -- you don't want to do tiny squirts because you want the water to reach wayyy deep where the sun doesn't shine. Be careful ***NOT*** to squirt dirty water back into the bottle.
4) Keep the water inside your ass. Count 1 to 20. Hold it. Hold it in. Hold it all in like a mother protecting her child.
5) Jump a few times. Yes. Jump... then purge everything in the toilet bowl as if you're taking a shit.
6) Repeat steps 3 to 5 until the water that comes out of your ass is ***crystal clear***. Be sure to PURGE everything. You sooo don't want to fart nasty crap when someone is giving you a rim job. Eeew! Que horror!
7) Wait a few minutes, relax, smoke a cigarette, etc.
 Wash your ass with soap and water.
And there you have it. Your ass is good to go and you can now star in your own gangbang creampie video. You can even let guys felch you. It's fun! |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:56 pm
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Ladyboy Guru
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
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Location: England.
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So there you have it Fellas....Viola and absolutely no sign of gravy on your dipstick.
Thank you for that step by step guide ladyboyforyou, perhaps we should have it printed in Thai and handed to some of those yougsters at Blue Ice Bar |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:49 pm
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 218
Points: 181
Location: Philippines
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fo pat tire spread the word.  |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:00 am
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 111
Points: 165
Location: BC Canada
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| If you wanna shell out a little bit, an enema pump will do the squirting for you (useful for enema fetish play as well, if you're into that sorta thing). |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:39 pm
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"AKA DIRTY MIKE"
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
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Points: 2330
Location: England
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hey Kliome will have to tell Sam about that .. i still got shit on the leather stitching in the back of the Beemer
Who is Sheeeeeee |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:54 pm
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 123
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[quote="ladyboyforyou"]I'll share to you all my little technique.
So far, I'm the only person (to my knowledge at least) who does it.
1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.
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What size bottle?
I was picturing a 2 liter bottle but that sounds a little awkward.
would a sports cap be more comfortable or just adding to the discomfort?
Had an enema once (had a coupon) did not care to repeat the experience. There are very good health benefits to doing this regularly so I'm told including a 10-15lb weight loss. |
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