Adventures/Misadventures in Phuket ~ LB-69

This is my delayed trip report from the second week in May. As things turned out guess I will add the disclaimer “this is all my opinion”. Thought I would try and get this out as there isn't a ton of info on Patong. Didn't get any pictures. But I will reference some or stonefre's pictures (have his permission, thanks). FWIW I will pass along I am somewhat new to the scene (6 months maybe) with most of my experiences being ST at Stringfellows in Pattaya but have been to Thailand a number of times.

Arrived in the evening and checked into Rico's Hotel. I was very burned out from the long trip. Grabbed a pizza at The Pizza Company and after eating, when I walked out the door, directly in front of me was Happy Road and the sign for Cocktails and Dreams was very obvious. I walked into C&D and had a seat. There were some lookers there and some that were not so hot. It is a GoGo style bar. But the entire front of the bar is clear glass, the lighting inside is a bit bright and lots of tourists wander into the place. Most every girl in the place will motion towards you to see if you want to buy them a drink. But they generally won't come over after you say no. But a few will come over and try again. As several have mentioned not the most intimate setting. Even so I was able to check out some of the equipment of the girls on display. I then walked up and down most every Soi off Bangla Road (I have been to Patong before). Came back to C&D and ended up telling Miki that I would come back for her tomorrow night. I made it to until the bar closed at 2 AM when they asked me to check bin.

Day 2 - Walked around for a while before heading back to C&D around 10 PM. Patong gets going really late. Most of the beer bars have little action until about 11 PM. Back at C&D Miki is all smiles when I arrive. We have a drink, stop at one other bar, and I take her to the hotel. I find out the hard way the hotel has a no LB policy. Too bad it was a nice place. Emergency plan in to effect. Start walking up Bangla trying to decide where to go. As it was early I didn't want to parade her through the Yorkshire so got a room at C & N. Fortunately I had learned about places to stay by reading trip reports on this site.

Miki was a little unusual for me. I usually go for the silicone type but she has a decent set of A cup that were real. She turned out to be somewhat tame. It was basically just a wank and suck session although I kept her all night. She was functional but lots of work. Not really what I had in mind but she was so cute I just picked her. In the long run this was really a mistake. I basically couldn't go into C&D without her being all over me. I eventually stopped going. Looking back I found a report on the same girl on this site but the name was spelled as Micky. The gentleman had the same results as I did.
http://lb-69.com/forum/post-20401.html&highlight=micky#20401
As mentioned by stonefre in his report Miki really wants to get cut. Hopefully she will and gets the hell out of C&D. In stonefre's pictures she is C&D4 and C&D5.
http://lb-69.com/forum/4400-0-asc-17_Stonefre_s_April_May_Thailand_Holiday.html

Day 3 - Somewhere around 5 AM I discovered the bed sucked. There was metal pushing through, etc. I never got back to sleep. I asked C & N to find me another room, sent Miki on her way and around 11 AM I checked out of my first hotel. The bed in the new room at C & N was hard as a rock (not unusual in SEAsia). I couldn't sleep for hours. I finally drift off and wake up and it's friggin 2 AM. I say the hell with it and go back to sleep. Pretty exciting huh? Three days and one girl.

Day 4 - About 4 PM I made my way to Tootsie Massage. I talked with the owner and found all the girls are pre-op but there wasn't a decent set of boobs in the bunch. The busty girl on the web site apparently doesn't work there now or was otherwise unavailable (I was the only customer). I picked a girl and went to the VIP room. Nice bath, massage, BJ, and happy ENDing. She was very good and the happy ending was VERY happy. Almost more than I could handle. I like the place but a bit extravagant for me at 2000 baht for an hour or so plus tip. I did not return but very glad I went. This place is quite a bit farther away from Bangla than it looks on the map. Perhaps three times farther past Christins than it is from Bangla to Christins. It is walk able but a fair distance on a hot day.
http://www.tootsie-massage.com/index.html

I go back to C&D that night and Miki is all over me again. Telling me BS like our night must not have meant much to me but meant a lot to her, blah, blah, blah. So that night I better explored the various Sois, after “you know who” drove out of C&D. I spend quite a bit of time on Soi Crocodile. I went to the third bar in on the left called Alexander's. There was this absolutely beautiful creature. She is pretty tall in about four inch heels, and that face. I bought her a few drinks and told her I would come back for here tomorrow at 10 PM. I went looking around a bit more. I went to the cabaret at the end of the Soi (Moulin Rose). Very bad, few decent looking LBs and the few others in there were tourists having a laugh. However just before you enter the cabaret there is a bar on the right, kind of back in the corner. Around midnight or so some LBs start to show up. There were as many as 10 in there at times. It's not quite as exposed as some other bars so it got a bit wild in there at times. The two I, umm, chatted with were pre-op and silicone. A fun place to spend some time and I almost took a girl from there on a later night.

Day 5 - I move into The Place To Stay. In total I ended up staying in five different rooms in seven nights. As for the C & N it is something of a landmark in Patong. It is very guest friendly and both rooms I had were nice in the bedroom. But both had fairly poor repairs done on part of the bathroom. The first room, with the bad mattress, had a tub with kind of a tiled sitting area next to the rear of the tub inside the enclosure. It was very nice for mutual showers and playing in the tub. But it looked tacky and had the bad mattress. It's hard for me to recommend or not recommend C & N. It is what it is at a reasonable price. BTW the in room WiFi only works if you are very close to their Internet room. It works fine in the open air (read hot) lobby.

At 10 PM I show up at Alexander's. “The face” is looking great in a small tube top and short, short, very short, short shorts. I am probably confusing Thai girls as I tell them I will come back tomorrow night and actually do Smile

. I take “the face” and we drink for quite a while at a bar where one of her GG friends works. Then off to the room. As I kind of expected from the lack of cleavage she showed at the bar she had nothing up top, was pre-op and was in very good shape. She is bottom only but not a passive bottom. Quite a lot of fun.

Day 6 – I drop by Alexander’s and buy “the face” a couple of drinks. She finds out I do not plan to take her tonight. She is a little upset but takes it pretty well. I ask her since she is better looking than the girls dancing at the entrance to the Soi why she doesn't get up and dance. She tells me that area belongs to one of the bars at the entrance to the soi. So if you go past the first bars in Soi Crocodile you get way from most of the picture taking and nonsense.

Later I head off to the bar in the rear corner of Soi Crocodile and chat with a couple of LBs. One with silicone is only too happy to show me, in the bar, that she is fully functional. I almost take her but wanted to check out the Tiger Complex.

At the Tiger complex beer bars there are a lot of LBs mixed in with the GGs. I go to a bar where Miki took me and chat with a cute one but she is cut. I found a beautiful one in a slinky little dress at another bar but she was more interested in talking with some friends, that just walked up, than talking to me. I was getting fairly hammered about this time and ended up taking a GG <gasp>.

Day 7 – I go back to C&D determined to regain my independence. Miki is all over me and isn’t even affected by things like “Go away and leave me alone” (I had run out of polite suggestions). I move to another table and finally she doesn’t follow. I start talking with Cha, who I think was previously Selena after being Cha before Smile

. She is pictured in stonefre’s trip report as Selena:
http://lb-69.com/forum/4400-0-asc-30_Stonefre_s_April_May_Thailand_Holiday.html

After a while we head for my room. Almost as soon as we get to my room she asks for more baht than agreed on. I tell her to take what was offered or leave. We continue on but baht comes up again in the middle of the session. She claims Miki told her I gave her some huge amount which is total BS. After 90 minutes, 30 less than agreed upon, and a very average session I tell her she can go and hand over the baht. She goes ballistic and starts the BS about Miki again. Knowing she is not going to get anymore she starts asking for stuff out of the mini bar, stuff I bought for breakfast the next day, etc. At that point I have had it and open the door and show her out. She is really pissed and when outside the door she slams her fist against the wall of the next room (a wooden wall not the typical Thai concrete). Fortunately I think the occupant of the room was out. I started to lose my cool at this point wondering how much she is going to destroy on the long walk to the door. I regain my composure and say “We need to go to your bar and have a talk with the manager”. That instantly shut here down. She weakly muttered something like “No need to talk to manager” and leaves.

So there is my not so inspiring trip report. I think the fun in Patong would be more to work the beer bars, looking for gems, if that is the sort of thing you enjoy. I expected C&D to be my sure thing and it didn’t work out that way. Would I go back again? Yes, it can’t be that bad next time, can it??

thanks for your post a good experience!

Hi xyzzy,

Thanks for the report, an extremely interesting read !
Whilst you adventure was not all "peaches & cream", it does however expose some of the potential problems and considerations when exploring the ladyboy scene, and will no doubt assist a few newbies.

As you mention Soi Katoey is like a bloody zoo or freak show with all the tourists snapping away and pointing. It can detract from your experience unless you just ignore it all and stick to your game plan.

Getting the right hotel is critical, and based on your experience, there are a couple of places in Phuket we can now avoid.

Cheers
Koykaeng

On my recent trip to Phuket. Miki at C&D all but begged me to take her and I said maybe tomorrow. When I came back the next day and did not choose her she went ballistic and threatened me. I guess "maybe" did not translate well for her. Anyway I was there to have a good time so I pretty much ignored her bad behavior and proceeded to have a good time. I also had a similar experience to xyzzy's with Jennifer. She wanted 2000 baht and I said I'm not paying that much and if you don't like it there is the door. That seemed to change her attitude. To be honest I went back later in the week and took her again and she was much better behaved. I think being firm but calm was the key in that situation. As far as her performance I've had better and I've had worse. The only other negative about C&D is there seemed to be a lot of pressure for lady drinks but really you have control over that situation. Don't let it affect you. Actually Miki apologized to me for theatening me. I suspect some of her friends had a talk with her about her behavior as I spoke to a few of them about it right after it happened and their take was Miki would not dare do anything as I could come back and talk to mamasan and she would lose her job. Bottomline I had a great time at C&D and would go there again. My next trip will be to Bkk and Pattaya but that is mainly because of time constraints. I really like Phuket. It is a beautiful place.

One thing I forgot to mention is the hotel I stayed at. Summer Breeze on Soi Sansabai. Very close walking distance to Bangla road. I thought it was a class operation. Owned by an American from Las Vegas who exibits a genuine interest in you enjoying your stay. Lots of nice emails from Cathy (his employee) before my arrival. Nice, very clean and comfortable rooms. And it even says on there website that there are no guest charges. "Walk of shame". What the hell is that? Cool

http://www.summerbreezehotel.com/content/view/12/30/

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I guess I wasn't the only one that had a torrid time being bugged by Miki.

Stonefre, thanks for the pics in your earlier report. Helps me retain some memories of Phuket by letting me put some pictures & names to the faces I met in my short trip there. Smile

Xyzzy, I had wanted to take Selena too and it if wasn't for Miki putting me off. Well, looks like it's a good thing I didn't Smile

Thanks for the nice comments and PMs. This was my first real LB trip as all the other trips were mostly GG with a few LBs. I chose Patong as I am mostly not known there and took the LBs to various bars around Bangla and didn't worry who might see me. Maybe I will get over that hang up someday.

cyp73 - Don't want to turn this into a Pattaya thread but did you try Club 131 or Stringfellows? I have pulled a few from JSB but Club 131 is SO easy.

Koykaeng - Thanks for the comments. Next time I will work the beer bars harder. There is fun to be had even on Soi Katoey as proved by " the face". But this would appeal more to those that like "the hunt".

stonefre - Thanks for the pictures and your report was a help. Guess I need to do better interviewing in C&D. BTW I have stayed at SummerBreeze before. It is one place I am known in Patong. So I stayed away. It is a nice place but I had a problem with metal sticking up through a mattress there also. But turning it over solved the problem. I agree this is a good place to stay. As I recall they have a WiFi router on every floor (but no elevator).

deprince - Maybe we can start a fund to get Miki an operation so she will go someplace else Very Happy

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