Fear And Loathing in Pattaya by Krusty00 ~ LB-69

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Nameless Labyboy #5

After a hangover sleep and awaking late afternoon I headed for some breakfast and commenced to get on the piss to rid myself of the hangover. A long afternoon and evening of drinking found me in a thoroughly drunken state wandering around Walking Street where I had been the night before searching for another lb death wish. Was sitting in a bar called Keenes at the top end of the Street and paying 180 baht for a scotch and coke (for a fucking drink in a bar). Mainly bar girls but there was a lb working there not particular flash but was wearing a cocktail dress and was almost passable for a regular girl (we know better). Bought her a drink and discussed room options where we could fuck. She asked if I was aware that she was a lb which I replied to the affirmative. She changed and then we headed off down South Pattaya Road towards her room in Soi Bukao. She insisted on walking I think because she wanted some of her friends to see her with a customer as she called out to a number of bars as we passed (fucking show off).

After a walk that lasting an eternity we found her room close to Soi Diana, typical of lb rooms but a lot larger. She immediately put on some porno and then undressed and started to stroke herself on the bed, I think my severely drunken state convinced her that the only action she was going to get was me drooling for about 5 minutes and then falling asleep. #5 suggested I have a shower and then we could start. Fearing that she would service herself and getting nothing I quickly showered and returned to find #5 playing with her huge, throbbing red cock getting off on the porn. I jumped on in and started to suck away and she then started to finger my hole. #5 was a little surprised that this excited me and asked if she could fuck me as she had not fucked anyone in a long time. She told me most customers at Keene Bar came for the girls and she got so few bar fines that rutting action was rare (lb excuse number #253 regarding their sexual history). Agreeing to the fuck she quickly got down to action and started plowing away.

I’m not sure but I think she used sun block cream to lube up (so my ass hole will not get sun burnt). She went for it for about 10 minutes, pounding my ass with big-time strokes and then blew big time (her condom looked like a blown up balloon animal). She almost collapsed on me breathing deeply and heavily, #5 must have been serious about how long the last time had been. Having done her best and me being dead drunk tired and now rogered within an inch of my life we fell asleep content with the proceedings. I woke up a couple hours later with #5 sucking my cock (what a way to wake up) and playing with her own erect penis. She was horny again and was looking for some more action. Thinking that it was my turn to dish it out #5 had other plans and positioned me on the bed with her standing on the side thrusting her cock up my ass again. She was thinking because she got so few fucks that she was going to make the most of the opportunity at hand. Business lasted only slightly longer then last time but with me cumming on her. Laying on the bed she was extremely appreciative for the chance to fuck explaining that she only got the job at Keenes Bar because she told them that she was a post op. No one there knew she was still packing a meat stick and normally any punters looking at for a lb were told she had the cut or that most customers assumed she was a regular girl. She got me to swear if I came back to the bar that I not tell anyone.

She was on the tall side, had small, nice implants. Her make up was not as extreme as you find with a lot of lbs, understated obliviously to blend in with the other bar girls. If anything she looked a lot older, late 20s or 30s but was in fact only 21. Slept a little bit more and then decided I was to leave. Searched for some money and found I had less then a couple of hundred baht. I realized with the drinking the day before I had spent my wad and it was unlikely that #5 had done another number on me. I explained to her what had happened and she was cool saying no problem (what a girl). I gave her what I had and promised I would drop by and give her some more money to make up the difference. She was happy and not too concerned saying she never got that many customers and so didn’t rely on them for money. Left feeling good (and hung over) and decided there and then I wasn’t going back to her bar. The almost free root was to make up for the other rip-offs I had experienced (will I ever learn).

Ladyboy Lover Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 12 Points: 42

As a newly 'converted' lb lover noob... i have to admit i learnt really valuable stuff from reading your stories..

- Be firm on the pricing rates...
- Avoid the druggies.. (man they scare me!.. nadia.. i'd wanna wake up from a bad dream if i were to meet someone like her ) Confused

- ummm.. not into lbs that penetrate.. prefer the small cutie dicksticks.. so must tell em in advance that i only do top i guess..
- and... cheap thrills that make u go into the shower while they dig for gold in the wallets... man thats the worst..

thanks for your super detailed stories bro.. really looking forward for more!

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Kristina

I slept almost all the day and woke up feeling shit and with a sore hole. I was becoming a gluepot for lbs and rarely getting my end in and resolved that I was going to make a stand next time. Headed out late to stem the drinking, ended up around 4am at a strip of bars at the far end of Soi Diamond off Walking Street. Earlier had sighted a lb that worked there I thought was hot and walked back to see if still available. Kristina was a 19 year old, slim, tall lb, almost as tall as me with great legs. She is very tanned and it turned out she was a Cambodian. Has short, bobbed blonde hair (I think lbs with blonde hair are the hottest). I had seen her on Beach Road a few times walking around and she told me that around 2.00am she came to work in the bar which was mainly a German/Austrian restaurant. I initially didn’t let on I was keen on lbs as the bar was all regular girls apart from Kristina and I was talking to a group of them and drinking. She was trying to latch on to me and telling the rest of crowd how ‘lovely’ I was. I was trying hard not to get excited but the more I saw of Kristina the more I swelled with hot desire. About 5am I decided I was leaving and had let Kristina know enough hints to know I was keen and so she made a dash to leave before me and was wanting at the end of the Soi out of sight of the other bar girls.

It was actually pissing down and rather then get soaked in the rain started to walk to her room on South Pattaya Road which supposedly was closer. As it bucketed down sought shelter outside a closed shop and we started to make out like teenagers, all kissing and groping. Got very turned on by being wet and in an open place and tried to make a move to suggest about doing it here. She wasn’t keen so we dashed off to find a baht bus and in the end ended up in my hotel room. She was only wearing a boob tube and denim miniskirt but was soon out of them and showing off her hot young body with a nicely sized cock. Only disappointment was she had slight, hormone tits (but you can’t have everything). Making out on the bed for what seemed forever finally got around to placing her doggy style and taking her from behind. Christ she was a great sight, her slim back and shoulders and mop of blonde hair squirming around in delight. Stood her up against the wall and continued to give my all and blew a big, overdue load. Settled into bed cuddling and kissing and fell asleep.

Woke up the next morning (was still the same morning in fact) and she got up to go to the bathroom (stood up and had a piss, yep this was a lb) and she came back and put on one of my shirts and sat at the end of my bed (lb/girls look so hot in a man’s shirt). Told me about working bar, coming from Cambodia (think she was illegal) and about her German boyfriend who had just taken her Phuket. Very sweet and cute lb and seemed to very honest in talking about herself. She had to go home as her boyfriend, who was currently away may try to call her. Gave me a goodbye morning glory blow job and took off. No talk of future hook ups which was fine with me though she did leave a message at reception for me noting her mobile number if I wanted to call. Have sighted her a couple of times since but either she doesn’t recognize me or has picked me as a butterfly and she isn’t interested (excellent judge of character).

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Angel/Angie (I think)

A last night effort again, got on the piss in Soi Yamato, Soi 7 and Soi 8 and took in the lb show on 2nd Road near Soi 8. Drank far too much Thai whisky this night as this one bar was selling it insanely cheap. Ended up at the XXX Bar on 2nd Road by luck as I had never come across it and only read about it. A number of wild, noisy crazy lbs here, mainly on the very young side (how young I suspect). Dancing, yelling and causing a ruckus I was mobbed here as much as Club 131 or anywhere else. One lb was waving her cock around telling me she was horny while I was talking to some of the other lbs. Every now and then she would come back and grab my hand and get me to give her a hand job. Other times she came over and would stand behind me and try and pull my pants down and shove her cock in. One of the tamer but still hot ones was Angel/Angie (call her Angel from here on as it is a better name). She is medium height, slim and with long, straight blonde hair. No tits but was wearing a dress with a big split that looked very sexy. Bought a couple of drinks and chatted and decided we would head off much to the loud disappointment of some of the other lbs.

Angel had her own motorbike and decided to find a short time room as she wasn’t keen to go to my hotel and nor to her room (seems strange, another disaster to come???). Found one off Soi Bukao and paid for the usual 3 hours and went off to shower. After I finished up Angel was waiting on the bed and looking fine in the towel and nothing else. Angel spoke excellent English and we chatted more about her. Turns out she is the mama-san of the bar and rarely goes with a customer (lb sexual history excuse #367). She didn’t want to go back to her room as she has a German (always krauts) boyfriend in town and it might cause a problem at my hotel because the boyfriend often stays there or has friends there. She also told me that the owner of XXX Bar a young bloke had recently broken up with his regular girlfriend (not a lb) and she thinks that he might be keen on her and me taking her might have upset him (another reason to add to the list of why I am a prick). I hadn’t noticed anyone in the bar fuming about my exit with her, so unsure if it was her imagination creating this situation.

We commenced to fuck and took turns topping each other. Between fucks we talked some more and the conversation got into areas about my experiences with lbs and what a shit heel I am because I’m not keen on seeing lbs beyond the fucking stage. She comforted me (how sweet) that it was common and that most lbs accept it as part of their way of life and that most customers rarely do the GFE. She thinks most lbs are too immature and suggested that it’s best not to go with too many as they either were underage or addicts. Not sure if this was a ploy to keep me exclusive or honest advice but I accepted it at face value as the truth. We almost fell asleep in the short time room and were awoken by staff kicking us out. Was keen to take Angel back to the room but was reminded of the reasons why we hadn’t in the first place. Kissed and said goodbye and left it at that. Been back a couple of times to XXX Bar and Angel hasn’t been there, either with boyfriend or not working. Most times the wild girls here act like I’ve been pissed on as they think I belong to Angel or something. Wouldn’t mind going with her again but don’t think that these lbs should be in the business of telling me who I can and can’t go with. Anyway, she was a sweet, honest lb and a good fuck to boot.

Returned to Bangkok much happier with the efforts of this trip this the previous lb adventure. Had to wait another 2 months for a weekend getaway to Pattaya and I was almost bursting at the seams to getting going…

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Teny- from the Linda Bar

Is a big bodied, big tited lb with long black hair (and the puffy lb face that fascinates me). I met her once before and had a few drinks with the intention of fining her but I changed my mind at the last moment to push on to other bars. It didn’t help that while drinking with her she started having an argument with another lb and has one of the loud high-pitched lb voices that are very scary. I was drinking with another lb this time, an extremely hot young lb in a school girl uniform, but could barely speak any English. Teny passed by a couple of times and shot me filthy looks. Eventually having bored with the young lb I moved on to Teny and started chatting. You reminded me of the last time I blew her off and that I had sms’d her one night to come to my room but never told her the hotel name (??). I don’t remember it but she could have been bullshitting (or telling the truth).

After getting back in her good books (by paying the bar fine) we took off to her room in the 19th Hole (this must be a lb exclusive hotel). I was pretty drunk (as always) but had a shower and waited for Teny. She came out naked and is very much the definition of a ‘bricklayer’ lb. She has a big solid, muscular body and a huge, HUGE cock!! It was fucking thick as about 4 Cumberland sausages strapped together and she has huge, hard tits common in lbs. Started in on the action as Teny is all business. I held real fears of Teny going top and was ready to tell her that it was out of the question. But another aspect of Teny is she is very aggressive and dominates. She was giving the orders and had me on my back, leg akimbo and she started to burrow. I’m not sure if she always tops or no one else has refused as she is a little scary. I really didn’t think it would get in but after a half bottle of lube and grunting’n’groaning she got it in and started to fuck away.

It fucking hurt and I was in extreme pain but was trying to oblige thinking it would get better. Teny is one fucking rough bitch and when copulates becomes more a man then a lb. She must have watched too many pornos with African Americans cause of the way she was dirty talking and slapping my ass and thrusting as hard as she could in my ass. It all came too much and I pulled her out and tried sucking her off. But Teny wasn’t having any of it. She dragged me out to her balcony that overlooks all the beer bars in Walking Street and leans me over the balcony railing and shoves her huge cock in again (with as much pain as possible) and starts to top me again. Tells me that she loves fucking ‘sexy man’ on her balcony. She really starts to drill it in and I really start yelling thinking that this falls in the realm of rape. Finally she blows by pulling out and grabbing me and pushing me down to take the load in my mouth and face. She did make up for it by kissing me deeply while I had all that cum in my mouth. I go to the bathroom and check to see if my ass is bleeding (thank god no) and to wash up. Get back and she is asleep, try to wake her as there is a little business of me getting off. But she just ignores me and rolls over. I think fucking great and decide to go. She wakes and tells me to stay and sleep and I can fuck her later. I agree and jump in the cot and sleep.

I’m awoken about a couple hours later by the strange sensation of someone rubbing lotion in my crack. I’ve made the mistake of falling asleep on my stomach, Teny has spotted this and decides it’s time for round 2. Before I regain enough sense to realize what is happening she is squeezing her cock in my battered hole and causing more damage. Much of it was a repeat of the 1st time but this time I didn’t have the help of alcohol to dull the pain. Thankfully she comes a lot quicker this time and only on my back. She swipes her dick on her blanket cover and goes back to sleep. I try to get her interested again in my needs but am told to go to sleep.

Sleep is impossible (given the pain) and the noise of the beer bars under the 19th Hole that blare music well into the morning for the hard core drinkers. I get up and decide I’m going to flee before she regains her strength. Teny wants me stay longer and seems upset that I’m leaving. Give her 2000 bath (more then I should have, but afraid she will be beat me) but she still wants me to stay or maybe go eat something. By now I’m thinking that Teny doesn’t really like customers and takes out her revenge by fucking them into submission and treating them like shit. So I’m surprised that she would be interested in staying with me or doing the girlfriend thing. I say I’m going and walk out but she is still pleading with me to stay and almost reduced to tears that I’m going. I’m fucking confused and she is crying that ‘u don’t like me’. I say sorry and leave and run like hell all the way back to my hotel nonstop.

I look back on the fuck now in the same way that a boxer may look back on a title fight they had with Mike Tyson in his prime. I got battered and bruised but I lived to tell the tale that I survived. Saw Teny again when I took another lb back to her room at the 19th Hole and was smoking outside in the hallway and Teny came out. She was letting go another victim and saw me and gave me the filthiest death stare ever. I laughed and ran back into the room and locked the door. Strange lb, recommend her if you really like it rough and can take a wide payload.

Ladyboy Lover Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 12 Points: 42

dude, your stories are so detailed that i can picture it in my mind clearly!!

your chronicles of your trip is so vivid and interesting to read about. how i wish there were pictures to complement your adventure. at least your adventure will give me a heads up on who should i find and avoid when i will be in los in september

cheers

sayang

kliome, great reports Smile

!!!
cheers !

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Nameless Ladyboy #6

After getting stitches for my hole and some sleep I headed out for a big day. Planned to watch a couple of football games on TV during the day that were being broadcast locally and to head out afterwards as it was the Saturday night of this weekend trip. From about midday to around 6pm I was steadily drinking beer getting gradually drunker and drunker watching the football in a Walking Street bar. Had planned to go to hotel room (still Flipper) and head out later. But as no decision I make drunk is ever wise, I stayed in Walking Street and headed to a number of go-gos. Went to some in Soi Diamond including the lb go-go which is shockingly bad (something stating with ‘l’ can’t remember). Wandered around a lot more drinking Thai whisky so was completed shit-faced. Ended up in Linda Bar somehow and really don’t recall details who or what I did other then stumbling around a lot.

Found myself hugging or holding on to some lb whom it seems I agreed to go back to her room in the 19th Hole (fucking again). Getting to her room I recall slipping over in the bathroom after taking a shower and then having a piss off her balcony onto the beer bars below (disgusting). Got into bed still with vague memories of what was happening. #6 was (I think) a medium height lb with hard rock implants and reasonable body. Had a wig with a severe ‘Grace Jones’ style hairstyle. Since the night, I’m sure I remember I have seen her often around Linda Bar as one lb who is always trying to catch a drinker’s eye and trying to lure them in (that should narrow it down). Really can’t remember the sex, could have been shit or good, no idea. Anyway, some point I was half asleep and #6 started talking about getting another lb to join in. Drunk as skunk I agreed and so she left the room in a towel. Remember this was the 19th Hole, the Buckingham Palace of Ladyboy residences (god don’t bring back Teny). She comes back empty handed which doesn’t worry me too much. Later (or not later, can’t recall) I decide to leave, dress and try to pull out some money to pay. Cannot find any, it’s all gone but I’m sure I have over 5000 left. I see red because the same swindle has happened. #6 has gone through my pockets when I wasn’t looking, pissed off to another room to deposit the money and returned hoping I’m too drunk to notice.

I see red, fucking red. I start screaming ‘give me back me fucking money!!’ I get the same reply as before ‘I no have, you check’. This is getting all too familiar from the last time and it only makes me madder. I start screaming louder ‘give me back the money you fucking whore freak’ and I grab her leg as she is lying on the bed. I really heat up and start dragging her off the bed and threatening to beat the shit out of her. She is still denying and I go into a rage. Calling her a thief, whore, monkey house gluepot, everything. I let her go and start smashing some glass vases and pot plants, pulling posters off the wall and putting my foot through her mirror. #6 is now crying and trying to hide in the corner as I am wrecking the place. I keep yelling at her and start to mock her crying ‘I’m katoey thief, wah wah’ and then pick up a handful of dirt from one of the broken pot plants and throw it in her face. Finally realizing that maybe I’m getting no money back, I decide to leave and say goodbye by taking her keys and throwing them out over the balcony. Walk out the door and was met by a couple of people from other rooms standing out in the corridor worried about all the noise. I slam #6’s door and tell everyone that she is a fucking thief and demand to know who has my money. No answer just stares so I storm off.

I am still steaming as I walk back into Walking Street and head back to the Linda Bar. Get to the bar and clearly drunk and in a rage some of the bar staff confront me and I tell them what happened. I said that I wanted the money back from them but they claimed that #6 didn’t come from their bar. I said bullshit I was here and picked her up. They agreed but said that she doesn’t work the bar only hangs out the front and picks up their customers as they leave. They remind me that I never paid a bar fine which should prove she didn’t work there. For some reason I remember this and realize they are most likely telling the truth and clam down. Staff and other lb (including previously mentioned Teny) said #6 is a drug addict and always causes trouble and they hate her cause she steals their customers (drunk ones who should or don’t know better). They tell me I should go to the police seeing I know where se lives.

I head off to the police box at the end of Walking Street and between Linda Bar and there I slowly sober a little and start to appreciate the magnitude of what has just happened. I may have been ripped off by #6 but I have just trashed her room and it could be suggested I assaulted her. Further, though I’m sure she is a thief there is the possibility that I could have lost or spent the money prior getting to her room. Though Linda Bar staff confirmed she was likely trouble I came to the conclusion that I could end up in more trouble with the cops myself. Not wanted to end up on Pattaya Mail TV Crime News segment I abandoned my plan and took off looking to drown my sorrows. It turned out that it was only 11pm, all this happened early (for me) so I went back to the hotel and got more money and headed to Soi Yamato.

Went to Stringfellows first and was still in a foul mood, seething about what had happened. Couple of lbs that I had spoken to before came up to me and I just showed them the ‘stop-sign’ hand indicating that I didn’t want to talk to them. I was still drunk so I think they assumed I was a nasty drunk and no other further lbs came up to talk to me. Feeling the coldness in the bar towards me I thought ‘fuck them’, paid my bar bill and left. Was even ruder to the drink waitress who asked if I had anything smaller then the 1000 I gave her for the 80 bill telling her to ‘just fucking find the change’. I have never been back to Stringfellows since because of the how rude I was to them. I’m sure they’re had worse and they will never knock back money, but I was a prick to them for no real reason. Headed to Club 131 as I needed some love.

Ladyboy Lover Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 28 Points: 50

This is why i try not to get to drunk. I hope everything panned out mate take care.

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Pond

Get into 131 and am greeted by a number of the lbs and the gracious Frank. I have been here a number of times since coming to Pattaya, though haven’t paid any bar fines. I really enjoy the bar, it’s set up and is always fun. I never could make up my mind here, always a kid in a candy store with too many options. Pond came up, hugged and kissed me and asked if tonight was the night I was going to make up my mind. I was here at one of Franck’s parties and was told I was frustrating the lbs cause I would come and never pick anyone. Pond is a really tall lb, with rock hard tits that she flashes a lot. She has a very sculptured, firm body as you would imagine a 19 year old. She has pretty face and blonde hair that somehow reminds me of Paris Hilton (I am short-sighted). She has a bubbly personality and can be very funny.

After the early nightmare I decided I would take Pond and have some fun as she has been so keen for me to fine her. I only had a small amount of money because I only brought enough to buy a few drinks and not get ripped off again. She said pay the bar fine and we can sort out the rest later. Hopped on Pond’s motorbike to a chorus of catcalls of the others (I had finally decided). Headed to Pond’s room, why I still don’t know, maybe I was looking for a short root and once I got my load off head home. Pond lives in another lb ghetto that housed a number of lbs I had seen before. It was the typical 1 room apartment but she had very few things like a TV or fridge (fewer things to break up thankfully).

Pond took me into the shower, undressed me and started to scrub me thoroughly. She could tell I was pretty drunk and since I had been drinking over 12 hours in a humid climate, I suppose I stunk badly. She even washed my hair, dried me off and rubbed me down with talc powder. Showered herself and came and laid down with me. Without the make up she still looks hot and has a big cock (not the biggest that weekend, but still big). We talked a lot and she went into the usual pillow talk that I get from lbs about how much she likes me and was so glad that I bar fined her. By now I was a little jaded with lbs, so I’m not as taken in by her sweet talk as I normally would be. She tells me we will fuck all night cause she can come 10 times being 19. I really would have liked to, but after all the drinking and drama of the night I fell asleep pretty much straight away.

Early in the morning while sleeping in Pond’s arms like some sort of baby, I awake and we start to kiss and to fire up. Finally work up a stiffy and fuck Pond on her back with her long legs draped over my shoulders. She of the 10-time-cum-geezer wanted some action and we swapped. Had me bent over the bed fucking from behind. Really got into by stretching leg over the bed post to be able to pound me with some full-bodied strokes. Wanted to cum together so when she was about to cum we both stood up and jerked off till we cum on each other. Excellent fuck and feel asleep again. I woke up again and so pleased by the early fuck decided I would wake Pond up by sucking her off and rimming her hole. She woke up happily moaning with a fully fledged throbbing bonar and demanded that she get to fuck me again. Happy to oblige she entered me with me on my back and I think she lasted 2.5 minutes before she blew as she was aroused so much. I wanted a go but we had run out of condoms and Pond (wisely) is very careful about unprotected sex. She jerked me off to keep me pleased.

Spent most of the morning and afternoon in Pond’s room. She is the sweetest chick who talked a lot and told me; all about her family and some of the troubles and difficulties they have had with the police, boyfriends in the past, her home in Koh Samui, all her friends at the bar. She had a lot of photos of herself and despite being only 19 her appearances have changed so much. She had no professional shots, but in some she looked really beautiful. She insisted on giving me a copy of one shot she had where she had bobbed red hair which she looked stunning in. A little reluctant to accept as Pond was getting heavy with the ‘I like you so much’ talk that I was worried she was keen to extend our relationship beyond the bedroom. I mentioned I was a little hungry and Pond took off and bought me KFC and we ate it on the bedroom mat just like a picnic. While eating about 3 other lbs from either the bar or elsewhere popped by and chatted with Pond. It felt like they were all admiring Pond’s new ‘boyfriend’ and making me feel uncomfortable. Made up my mind to go, told some story about meeting a friend. Promised to pay Pond some money soon and gave her my mobile number as guarantee. She was sad to see me go and wanted to come but I did admit that I was a little shy about going around with lbs (trying to be honest – new policy) which seemed to hurt her feelings. I apologized and she took it well so long as I promised to see her again.

By the time I got to my room at the hotel I already had a sms from Pond that was some poem she got out of a phrase book about how much she liked me and would dream about me (I swear there is nothing special about me). I showered and got into bed as I was dog tired and needed to reflect on the happenings of the night before. What a fucking day; violence, fucking, friendship building and crime all in one night. It was Sunday and as I was lying on the bed I realized I was meant to have checked out and drive back to Bangkok. I had forgotten and the hotel staff never mentioned anything when I collected the key earlier. Ended up paying for a late check out (fair enough) and while driving home I sms’d Pond saying I wouldn’t come tonight as I was heading home but I would see her soon. I had never had bothered to do this sort of thing before, more likely I would have just never gone back but 131 was a favorite bar so I didn’t want to sour my relations there. More importantly Pond is a very sweet girl and hasn’t got a fucked up attitude like a lot of lbs. But given time and getting screwed by cunts like me that will change, but I didn’t want to add to that grief so soon (an unusual thought for me).

It was a number of weeks before I got back to Pattaya but I got a number of calls from Pond which I would never answer because I was either at work or I just didn’t want to talk to her. I still thought she was sweet but I wasn’t keen on all these girlfriend-like calls to check how I was. I would send the occasionally message that I was ok and not to worry and she would always send a nice message back, never demanding money just wanting to see me. Thought about maybe striking up something long term with Pond but in reality I knew I never could and that I was just playing around with her feelings again. She is lovely but she is young, a little too keen (like a lot of lbs) and she is such a tall, obvious lb that I knew I would never be comfortable going around with her.

Ladyboy Addict Joined: 28 Jun 2007 Posts: 50 Points: 80

Besides being really interesting to read, Krusty is also quite a good writer! The descriptions are also really great as he describes some interesting details that people usually don't bother mentioning or overlook in their reports.

Ladyboy Lover Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 12 Points: 42

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 396 Points: 719

I agree, this is a riveting read, not just for the action, but also the angst Krusty shows as he bares his feelings.

I hope that he will reduce his ethanol intake, that has a great deal to do with the bad experiences he wrote about. I feel that he may have avoided the bad experiences if his judgment was not affected so much.

Many thanks to Krusty for writing this report and Kliome for posting it!

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Nameless Ladyboy #7

Was about another month before I got back to Pattaya for only a 3 day weekend. Still was getting Pond’s sms’ but as I wrote above I was getting less keen on the idea of hooking up with her. I had arranged to hit funtown when the recently opened Goldfingers Go-Go held their dance-off between all the bars. Headed down Thursday night and after checking in to the Sawasdee Pattaya in Soi Diana took off to the bars in Soi 7 and 8. I checked out the Goldfingers and saw some nice lbs and confirmed the events of the next night’s competition. Didn’t stay long and checked out a few more bars and go-gos. Had a drink at the Lb cabaret in Soi 7 further up the road. It is a tiny place and I had never seen it before apart from reading about it on the website. Amongst a number of lbs I recognized from other bars was the amazing Nat (not the same as the earlier root) who is on my list of lbs that I have never fucked. The place was pretty dead and I’ll be amazed if it makes any money because I was the only punter in the joint. Got Nat’s number and promised I would call (right).

Ended up at the XXX Bar mainly cause I was heading home and not for a bar fine. The lovely Angel wasn’t there but there were plenty of other lbs hopped up on drugs causing trouble. The music was loud and they were screaming and yelling at any passers by. The bar was actually pretty full, I rarely saw many customers there but normally that is because I often went late. I chatted to a few and they seem to have gotten over their reluctance to talk to me. #7 is a lb who mainly works behind the bar but can be bar fined. She is very young (too young I suspect), slim, short hair and wears a bit too much make up. I had always had a nice chat with her (but couldn’t remember her name) and so after playing with her cock decided to go. I think I didn’t pay the bar fine because initially I was just going home. But as I was leaving she kept trying to drag me back to the bar and eventually convinced me to hop on a taxi and to her room.

Her place was off Third Road, much further off the beaten track that I normally get. It was a big place that she shared with another lb from the bar. Showered and for some reason I decided I needed to wash her feet thoroughly. After the cleansing we hoped into her bed and broke out into a 69’er. Had a medium sized penis which was comforting after some of the experiences I had recently. Started to fuck her from behind while spooning on the bed and managed to blow which is becoming a rarity for me given the amount of piss I consume. Out of the bar her English seemed a lot poorer so other then telling me that her friend would be home soon we ended up falling asleep.

Woke up later just as the dawn was breaking and took a closer look at the lodgings. It was a lot messy then I originally realized. Took a look at #7 and also realized why she wore so much make up. She had very bad acne and she had a number of pimples with yellow heads on them (gross). More to do with her age I thought as it was clear she had to be a lot younger then 18. She woke up to catch me looking at her and wanted to start cuddling. I then also noticed that she either had bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep or was another yaba freak. Didn’t have the stomach with all these details to do anything but then came up with the idea that she could fuck me doggy style so I didn’t have to look at her. Was on the bed going at it when her room mate turned up and caught us. I recognized who she was now and waved hello as I was copping it up my butt. She was another lb who I chatted to at the bar and looked a bit pissed that I was fucking with her friend in her room. She was cute and in my mind I hoped maybe she would join in, but went to her side of the room and started watching cartoons on TV. Having been disturbed #7 was not that keen on finishing so went back to sleep.

Room mate eventually fell asleep with the TV and I went to the toilet too have a slash. On the way back I shook the room mate’s foot trying to engender some interest in her but she was dead to the world. Had to be content with #7 so I woke her up by sucking her off and getting her to top me under the covers (just like when you were in school). Had enough of crater face and decided to leave and get some proper sleep. Average fuck and doubt I would go again until she bought some Clearasil.