Tales from the Darkside ~ LB-69

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 130 Points: 200

As the title suggests my tastes tend to vary from the normal BG experience to the more ahem 'exotic.' Pattaya is like a box of chocolates and not knowing what I am going to get is all part of the thrill. Hope I don't get flamed too bad for my choices. Basically I will fuck anything with a D cup or larger. The larger the better with the odd exception made just to prove the rule. Also...

It's my 1st ever TR so please be gentle.

Flew into BKK on Emirates air. Price was 491 pounds all inclusive return. Excellent all round service and experience. I highly recomend Emerites air. Connected via Dubai which is quite a place. Very clean, well designed airport. They are constructing one of the biggest buildings there I have ever seen. I'm assuming it's a new terminal.

On a side note...
On a transfer time of 1hour 40mins there was no problem despite a 15minute bus ride from the plane to the airport area due to construction. In the USA similar circumstances would lead to either my bags or myself missing our connection about 80% of the time.

Had arranged pick up at airport from Mr Toom's service. Absolutely excellent service, one I would highly recomend. Was waiting for flight with a sign and got me to the Queen Victoria in good time with the minimum of fuss.
My deluxe room at the Vic is excellent and it's great to have Vic around to provide help and piss taking in equal measure.
Being on soi 6 has it's advantages too....

Once in Pats it was shower, shave meet up with buddy from USA and then out on the streets. We went to walking street looking for the TQ2 party but being my 1st night and jetlagged could not find it. Found lots of other go go bars though and eventually met this 'lady' inside the Marine disco. Don't know how she managed to sneak inside but at least I could pretend everything was normal for a while...

Inside the room the pretending was over.

Surrendering yourself to the dark side is so much fun.....

Next day it was soapy time. Picked out a nice large boobed girl from Sabai group up on 2nd road. 1600 aht. The smaller of the 2 on the same side of the road opposite big C. Nice lady had had kids and was a bit older and more experienced. Was good apart from the bit just before sex where she pestered me for a tip.
No pictures for this part I'm afraid.
After a snooze which saw me sleep through the start of the FLB meet my friend and I went to explore soi 7 and 8.
Of course we managed to miss the Cherry bar. Made a date to visit on Sat for the party though. the birthday girl looks very nice.
While in the little L shaped cutoff beer bar complex on Soi 7/8 the one right by beach road I ran into this hardcore lovely who caught my eye.

She wanted 2k and would not be talked down. She also cheated at pool which might be a warning sign I suppose. So, despite my attraction I had to walk.

A few hours later drunk and still in search of a big boobed girl on walking street I regretted my earlier decision.
so, in a moment of weakness I decided to go short time with this 'lady' Now i knew this was a mistake for me because after drinking I need a lot of time with my chosen companion and normally long time is the perfect way to go for me personally.

She is quite striking so many of you have probably seen her around.

Still a lot of fun in any case. At least it was for Em

There's more if I can be bothered to edit and re submit the pics.
I think these might come out badly so any tips would be appreciated.

Great report - just resize the photos and allow viewers the pleasure of NOT having to turn 90 degrees to view.

Glad you enjoyed Pattaya.

Ladyboy Lover Joined: 29 Apr 2005 Posts: 32 Points: 61

A little hard to see (I had to turn the laptop) but the one in the pink top is really a stunner.
Great pics.

I gave up reading after a few lines.
Perhaps you could delete the pics then resize them before posting again Laughing

Who is the babe in the first picture ?

Moderator Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 2513

I've resized the pics and span a few the correct way out.

Nice report so far, and like Pen it would be good to know more about that first girl.

Keep posting but try to resize the photos before posting more. You can use www.shrinkpictures.com if you don't have any other means. It's free and easy to use. 600Pixels is a decent sze.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 130 Points: 200

The girl from the Marine disco also works on a non LB bar on WS the one from the 1st pic did not get to my loom as negotiations went badly.

Here is is part 2 hoping the pic re sizer worked.

Later that evening on Soi 13 at Starbucks the subject of a pretty girl my friend had known in Bangkok called Lucky arose. He had lost contact with her and I commented that i would like to meet her after seeing her picture in the past.

10 minutes later as we walked down to the other end of the soi who was sitting there outside one of the beer bars but Lucky herself

We barfined her and went off to explore some beer bar areas between 2nd and 3rd road area.
After a while and much roaming they went home to get re aquainted and I was left drunk and alone on WS again.
Luckily for me I ran into someone

Much the worse for wear we retired to my loom for refreshment

The next day after Tukta left it was time for the gym, over to Tony's for a workout then on the way back I saw this this lovely right on my own very soi. How could I have missed her..

After getting freshened up and rushing back over there before someone else took her she told me last 2 days she was off.
Also there were 2 other real cuties in the same bar! Wow can I go back there and butterfly?
Would Nam like it?

The pictures do not do her justice and for those of you with a nipple fetish.....
The short time room was a bit of a turn off but the rest of it was not BBBJ followed by boom boom and I was out of power.

Going out in Pats without power was a new and somewhat depressing experience. Maybe I'd get a second wind I thought and soldiered on..
However by 4am after witnessing some very ugly behaviour on WS I decided to go home alone.
Both my friend and I who are both very low key and would do almost anything to avoid trouble almost got into a fight.
An extremely mean looking skinhead bodybuilder decided to pick a fight with me. I was not having any of it but he still almost hit me. Lucky a couple of things were in my favor like having about 5 feet of separation and a small metal barrier between us probably saved me from a completely random beating for absolutely no reason at all.

In that moment it hit me that Pats has another dark side and it's not always safe here.
Funny how an experience like that can totally burst the feelgood bubble and lead you to see things so very differently so quickly.
Hope this is enjoyable and will bring you part 3 as soon as I sort my pics out.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 294 Points: 301

marine and nam are smoking, not bad picks at all mate. And thanks for the pictures;) Enjoyed 'looking' at your report.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 229 Points: 262

The Marine Gril LB is Rose the LB i was banging in pattaya,
man there is piles of Lb now going into marine and insomania

Nice report, and even better photos !

Which bar in Soi 6 did you spot Nam and the other couple of cuties you referred to ?

Cheers
Koykaeng

Excellent pics and good report

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 130 Points: 200

Nam is in one of the bars directly opposite the Queen Vic on Soi 6.
There is another absolute cutie working in that same bar too if Nam is off that day.

Way to go Payoff Laughing

some excellent material there and me thinks that babe in the first picture you posted is infact a genetic girl as of course is Nam, (or Mam) who incidentally spent a couple of days with me back in June when I found her in the Royal Garden, but of course she works at the bulldog bar (or something similar) opposite the Queen Vic on good ole Soi 6.

Why can't every major city in this world not under muslim rule have a Soi 6 Confused

Oh, you never did tell us pervs which bar the hunny in your first picture works Sad

Come on, share the knowledge.

Here is one of Nam I took earlier

Click Here To Resize

Of no use to you whatsoever KK Laughing

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 130 Points: 200

part 3

Tonight I promised myself a trip to the Eden Club.

I've never done a 3some in my entire life. Last visit I chickened out before even getting to the line up. This time I vowed to go all the way. Even though none of the girls in the line up were stunners to me I saw one that looked nice enough and let her choose a friend.
Next time now I have gone through with this experience I can be more choosy and make sure at least 1 of the girls qualifies as a stunner for myself before going through with it. The girls took good care of me although I was a bit nervous. Took me 75mins to get a shot off then they massaged me for the rest of the time.
For anyone venturing there I would say worth a try. Very different at the very least.

Nearby in a nice bar my friend and I ran into this lovely who said she was new on the scene. I tended to believe this time for several reasons. One of which was she was awful at pool and the place we went had 3 tables!
She is not photogenic, does not really know how to pose for pics too well but has lovely eyes and a sweet vulnrable quality about her.

She had a sad tale to tell. In fact I hear so many it's heartbreaking to think about and sometimes am not sure how to deal with all the tragedy in these girls lives. If anyone has any thoughts on this subject I'd be interested in hearing them.

The next night it was time to hit walking street.

Later on that night I was in another bar in WS and ran into a promo girl who had been working in my hotel's bar earlier that day. I had been attracted by her sexy outfit but did not recognise her out of her Strongbow uniform!

Actually looking at her photo now I wish i had tried harder to get to know her better. But the beer was flowing now so c'est la vie!

Onto the Blue Ice bar where I met a LB curious friend for a drink. Who was there but Tukta! So she had fooled me and was in fact a post op LB. Although how such a small person can be a LB is beyond me! She was bashful at first...

I said to her 'I not care!!' which quite frankly I did not.

I bought her a drink and settled in to my 1st ever real visit to a fully fledged LB bar. Quite a difference being on the inside looking out. Really not as scary as I had imagined.
The only real danger was being drunk and making a rash choice of companion for the night....

Oh well if it's any compensation she looked way better out of her clothes....

Also the experience was a lot of fun. I would equate the LB experience to dating a stripper in Las Vegas. Great body, great in the sack, highly toxic with loads of issues and bad habits.

Quite a lot of fun though if you can handle all the drama. Never dull.

The next day I was feeling the effects of a heavy night and needed some extra rest in the early evening to regain power. My buddy who is the energizer bunny of prowling and knows my taste in large boobed dark skinned lovelies called me about 7pm. He had found a lady he thought I would like on my very own street. 'Bring her to the room' I said. So he barfined her and dropped her off. She was just what the doctor ordered and I owe my friend one for sure.

It's amazing how a BG can be all coy and shy one minute then screwing your brains out the next. Mow kai jai but mai ben rai

After that it was a visit to the new movie complex on 2nd road, very nice place but poorly designed IMHO then off to watch Blackpool beat Hull at a very friendly little English bar called Angels on Soi 7.

There might be a little more but only have 1 night left in Pats and I'm flagging so this might be it folks.
Hope you enjoyed. All feedback is appreciated.

Good work mate. I really enjoyed this report. I read it on the addicts forum and sent Payoff a PM to ask him to post it here. I told you this forum would appreciate it. After KK's report came to and end we needed something interesting like this.