YOU,VE BEEN IN THAILAND TOO LONG WHEN........ ~ LB-69

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1. you think buying a bar is a good idea.
2. you have bought an lb a mobile phone.
3. a calender is more usefull than a watch.
4. you keep a 5 baht coin in your ear.
5. you realise everything you own is couterfeit.
6. you look four ways before crossing a one way street.
7. you believe that buying a gold chain is an acceptable courtship ritual.
8. you have,nt had a solid stool for months.
9. you stop thinking that a girl riding pilion on a motorbike, side saddle, wearing a miniskirt, putting on make-up is anything out the ordinary.
10. you realise that you never really have a clue whats going on.

anyone answer all 10.?

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You keep your bus fare in your ear?

11. You get fed up with girls oggling and wolf-whistling at you as you walk down the street dressed like a bricklayer

12. You instantly assume all leggy blondes are men (not that it stops you..).

13. you see falang female tourists and think "whats the point.
14. a threesome with 2 ladyboys is perfectly normal.
15. eating fried insects is normal.

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16. You're heart sinks with diassapointment when you realise the tall slim girl with large breasts that you are talking to is actually.. a WOMAN...

17. you stand in a pub in england surrounded by large ladies and think "whats the point? "
18. you,re still trying to think of an excuse why you cannot show your holiday pics to your dad.

19. When you thinks its quite normal to load your holiday snaps as Wallpaper on your work computer.

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20. You're happy...

21. You start eating breakfast at 3pm
22. An early night out starts at 11pm
23. You're nolonger asked by every GG or LB to buy them a drink as you sit down.

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Or 21. You eat your free breakfast buffet at 8pm, just before you go to bed.

24. you can say your having an early night at 4.00 am
25. the most beautiful girl asks if you want a massage and you reply "no".
26. having a manicure and pedicure is perfectly macho.
27. when you cant remember paying full price for a cd.

28. You can't imagine starting your day off without a foot massage.

29. You have a Thai Oil massage, from a gorgeous girl, your willie pops up to say hello and she askes "you want me to massage there" and you say no.

ho much do you pay the CDs Anthony Laughing

mike, the cd,s are free in brum.
nice and rough as well. Very Happy

(and hairy)

anyway

30. you say the imortal words "she,s different"........ and believe it.
31. you find out all your mates have shagged your bird.............and you,re not bothered.
32. you,re on first name terms with the pharmacist.

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33. You can't remember the last time you slept with a girl who had more than one syllable in her name.

34. You don't feel like you're a character in a Smiths song every time you go to the disco.

35 when you start saying loom and same same, hav big laining