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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:32 am
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| Automorph wrote: |
The subject line of this thread is one of my favorite Frank Zappa songs from the Joe's Garage album!!!
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Hi Auto,
Well I have to admit that I took that into account when re-naming this thread !
Would have to be my favourite Frank Zappa album too.
Cheers
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:47 am
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Ladyboy Expert
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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Location: Sausalito, CA & Ann Arbor, MI
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To quote the immortal FZ:
(sung)
I got it from a toilet seaaaatttt.
I got it from a toileeeet seat.
It jumped right up . . . . . . .and grabbed my meat . . . .
Got it from a toliet seeeeeat.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas . . . . .
My balls feel like a pair of ma . .ra. . . cas.
I think I probablly got the . . .
Gon - o - ca-ca-ca-s . . .
My balls feel like a pair of maracas . . .
Why does it, why does it, why does it . . .
Hurt
When
I
Peeeeeeeeee.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:58 am
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
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Have u had u results back yet stevie ?
I think i narrowed it down this sounds like what u got.
Chlamydia
Signs and symptoms
Chlamydia may be difficult to detect because early-stage infections often cause few or no signs and symptoms that might alert you to see your doctor. When signs or symptoms do occur, they usually start one to three weeks after you've been exposed to chlamydia. Even when signs and symptoms do occur, they're often mild and passing, making them easy to overlook.
Signs and symptoms of chlamydia infection may include:
Painful urination
Lower abdominal pain
Vaginal discharge in women
Discharge from the penis in men
Painful sexual intercourse in women
Testicular pain in men
Doctors treat chlamydia with prescription antibiotics such as azithromycin (Zithromax), doxycycline or erythromycin. Your doctor usually prescribes these antibiotics as pills to be swallowed. You may be asked to take your medication in a one-time dose, or you may receive a prescription medication to be taken daily or multiple times a day for five to 10 days.
In most cases, the infection resolves within one to two weeks. During that time you should abstain from sex. |
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:12 pm
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Ladyboy Hunter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
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That was a nasty looking Chlamydia
I know you can get Chlamydia in your throat by going down on a girl, or ladyboy.
And then you get that nasty caught you so often hear around bar workers.
And I guess it can be transmitted the other way also, someone that has it in the throat giving you a BJ.
Girls don’t get much symptoms when it is vaginal, and it is the most common std in Norway.
It is easily cured with Zithromax that you can buy in most drugstores in Thailand, around 550B.
I uses this anytime I get a bad caught when in Thailand, and before I leave as a precaution to bring any unwanted souvenirs back home with me. |
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:23 pm
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Ladyboy Guru
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| gareth75 wrote: |
| yes u can get it through oral but i have to tell u even if u used a condom in thailand they are crap they not up to internatinal standards most have got tiny holes them i took my own from uk just in case wait the test results but not be suprised if u have and dont worry to much just get treated by u gp |
I bought my Condoms from home too , guess what it says on the side of the packet ?
MADE IN THAILAND  |
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:53 pm
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| Phil Lander wrote: |
| gareth75 wrote: |
| yes u can get it through oral but i have to tell u even if u used a condom in thailand they are crap they not up to internatinal standards most have got tiny holes them i took my own from uk just in case wait the test results but not be suprised if u have and dont worry to much just get treated by u gp |
I bought my Condoms from home too , guess what it says on the side of the packet ?
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mine says USED in thailand...  |
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:46 pm
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yes gareth,
test results back, but unsure what it is at mo, all ive been told that there were a lot of white cells in urine, but they could not grow them to deter what i have, so simply treating it as water infection untill ive finished the antibiotics, then to do a other urine sample when body clear of antibiotics to see if its a std.
will update.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:59 pm
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Ladyboy Hunter
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| did u go gp or u local gum ? |
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:36 pm
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at the mo im just with my local gp, but test's went to local gu clinic.
i have to take sample into local gu clinic on 21st jan. but the pain is fading away now antibiotics in my system, but will still send and prob go for full work out at clinic after second test.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:41 am
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| I dont think they will do a full work out most likley they ask u a whole load of questions the first test will be hiv test and check your blood levels and then they work it from that to see if u +or - then they do each test of the std takes about 3 weeks before u get a result most will take sevral samples of u blood as well when u go to the gum. just keep getting treated what ever happens with u gp or gum. i do it every time i come back from thailand within the time frame they recomend to u. |
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:44 am
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Ladyboy Lover
Joined: 25 Aug 2007
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| them pictures are sick ill always where condoms from now on |
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:19 am
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Ladyboy Hunter
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| anyone got some more pics some diffrent ones ? |
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:41 am
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well gareth,
its the 21st and as my burning piss has stopped thanks to antibiotics, doctor says sound like he were right about water infection, but as requested sample number2 has been sent off today, fingers crossed all is well but will report back if otherwise
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:59 am
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Man, this thing is really dragging out. I'd be going crazy. Guess that's why maybe we've never embraced socialized medicine over here. You go to your doc and, hopefully, you get an answer 24 hours later. If not, you grab a gun and hunt him down  |
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:31 am
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Ladyboy Hunter
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| So what u do with the Doc after u hunt him down ? |
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