Slapman is in da HOUSE ~ LB-69

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Posts: 180 Points: 739

Hey kids,
Got here (Patts) yesterday. Called Pentire when I landed. After a couple of minutes in noticed he sounded distracted. Then he told me that I had actually interrupted a great BJ he was getting from a little femboy Embarassed

Don't know about you but I wouldn't have answered the damn phone Exclamation

Got to the PBR, nice place. Rang Pentire again (hoping I wasn't interrupting a nooner Embarassed

We agreed to meet up later at LaBamba. FYI, photos to follow upon my return to the states.

In one of the classic bonehead moves Rolling Eyes

(first of many to come) I contacted a little cutie and asked her to meet me at Starbucks (thanks YM). Was so smitten I wanted to pursue her right then. Unfortunately, I had already committed to meeting PT. What to do, what to do

Bro's before Ho's as we say. Told her to wait in my loom and I would be up shortly. Met PT and Rossco at LaBamba (great place but how about some signage ffs?). Loaded with HOT lbs (and Mr. Genius has tied up his hotel room with miss sweetness, shit). Anyway, PT gave me the off-the-beaten-path tour, which I loved. Tons of talent all over town. Finally ended up at the Family Bar...just one question...the Manson Family maybe

Anyway, got some digits from Bell. Tasty looking (PT and I were shooting like we were at an America's Next Top Model event, alas no Tyra. Anyway, one hour turned in to several. I've got miss tasty cakes languishing on my couch and texting me every half hour, PT yelling at me to "man up" and tell her you'll get there when you get there!

Any guesses what the Slapman did Question

Damn right, I bid Mr. PT a fond adieu caved in and even brought her dinner. Pussy whipped mofo that I am.

Tonight I promise to hold firm. Maybe even delve in to the DC world of the street tramp.

TTFN Slapman

Yes slapman you need a good slap Laughing

First night back in Sin City which is bursting at the seams with horny ladyboys and he goes and installs the first one he see's back at the PBR before heading out hunting.
Also, the lightweight is back in bed well before 2am leaving me on the prowl ''alone'' untill 6.30am.
Mind you, I did catch up with the yellowmanace at Lita's for a couple of liver wasters Laughing

Nobody can report it quite like "Slapman" ! Laughing

Good to see Pentire gave you the grand tour.

Say "Hi" to the Manson Family for me. Cool

Looking forward to further installments, and some photos when you return home.

Cheers
Koykaeng

Slappy - good to meet you.

I loved the picture of the bridge for sale in Arizona - do you have a buyer yet?

Have to agree with PatTire - installing a LB in your loom before you went hunting with the expert.

A bit like logging into the Forums from your hotel room instead of walking the walk!

Hope to see you around during your visit - let Pat take you on some early morning (2.00am) diversions to Naklua - more fun than Walking St.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Posts: 180 Points: 739

Good to meet you as well Rossco. As for PT, I'm finding it hard to run with the Big Dog, and that was only day ONE. Earlier today I get a text from PT. Let's go over to Soi Six around 5PM just to check out the early action. No less than 1/2 hour later a text follows "sorry, ran in to this hot gg from BKK on the Beach, will ring you later".

He's a fucking Magnet

Gman, already took day photos of Blue Ice. Will follow up 2night with some more shots....but only for professional purposes, of course Very Happy

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Hey hows that hotel u staying
at i thinking about booking same one it seems ok i looked at it

i going back in april/may2008 for 12 days Very Happy

thanks for the photos ahh i want see photos of ann if u can if she still there cant miss her she small and has the biggest tits in blue ice wears just a g string

and skimpy top blondish sexy as anything and if u "bump" into Paris tell her i say hello "Seya boyfriend she know the one who sound like a german "ask her about the photos i take of her
she know me as gareth tell her i ill be back in april to chat her again and getting pissed on tequlia again.

if hes a fucking Magnet
tell him not to flash so much money he might lose more than his mobile phone and tell him not to sleep in discos Very Happy

I am genuinely excited at the prospect of your trip report slappy, your turn of phrase is so entertaining dude. Great stuff so far and look forward to the pics Laughing

Maybe get one of the guys to show you how to upload some of your pics while on-the-road Wink

Street tramps - If you see my little sweetheart Ann (the vice-thighed leg & ass queen of Pattaya) on an early-hours tour of duty, say 'hi' to her from me Wink

This should be good. But why did you go from Slappy11 to Slappy111? Confused

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maby he got demoted ?

I donating 150-200 points, To the person who can give me a copy of the photograph when i was last in pattaya in august/sept2007 i was in jsb when they had there fetish party the picture of myself.

Natilie and jenny taken in jsb. I know it in jennys photo album behind the bar somewhere. Just pm it to me i will donate my points to the person who can give me a copy of it.

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Posts: 180 Points: 739

Where was I? Oh, yes, night #2. BTW couldn't get sweet cheeks out of my loom until noon. She gives great sleep. Was going to meet PT at the Corporate HQ (La Bamba) later that night, so I decided to head over earlier about 9:30. Things were pretty quiet. Bought a few lb drinks. sat and talked to the girls while waiting for PT. Met Socrates. Had been flirting with one in particular (I'll just call her C for now) when PT showed up. Socrates had said ealier that if I showed C any interest and Didn't BF her that she'd go off on me. Well she didn't dissapoint. When she figured out that PT and I were heading out on tour she caused a small scene...actaully chased us half way down soi yamoto/yomato, tomato/tomato????
Let me digress here; everthing in this place has at least two names. The girls, the streets, the hotels, etc. Henceforth, Walking Street shall also be known as Soi Slappy Very Happy

Anyway, made our escape from C's clutches and went to, here we go again, Coyote Club/Kitten Club. Where ever the hell it is the Nicky works. I liken it to going to see the Mona Lisa at the Louvre. Once you see it, you really wonder what all the fuss is about. Don't get me wrong. Gorgeous girl and all that, but WTF. There are gorgeous girls all over this damn place.
Next off to Heaven's Above (PT correct me if I'm wrong here). GG bar. Had a couple of beers, threw a few ping pong balls. Can it get any better than this?
Yes! Next stop Soi Slappy. Don't know how many of you have had the pleasure of walking around Patts with PT. It's like he's the fucking Mayor or something. We probably should have had a security detail fending off the throng. Anyway, fought our way to Blue Ice. Gman, you'll be happy to know the Frenchman is anxiously awaiting your arrival. A few hotties there, but, true to my word, I vowed to fight it out until the end and not get distracted by the first pretty face that wanted my wallet. Was tempted though.
Next stop good old JSB. That place never dissapoints. Got there around 2AM and things were in full swing. Tons of 6ft Amazons. I scoped out this very cute girl. As PT can attest, I like 'em unadulterated (ie no surgery). This one had been working there less than a month (sure, sure), but the real telling sign was that she has no cell phone. C'mon, a JSB girl with no cell. JUst off the farm (sure, sure). Lives in Jomtien. Anyway, I BF her, which throws PT in to a fit cuz he says WTF just drag her out. I want to be politically correct, even with the 'Mayor' giving me shit. We all, PT, Yoyo and me went to Lita's. Met Karl. Guess it's now kind of a BYOLB kind of place. Yoyo and I left to let PT and Karl solve world hunger or something (they were in deep discussion).
Back to the hotel. She's a total pro. Great girl. Would love to see her again.... AND I have photos.
PT please feel free to fill in the blanks. Not sure what the plan is tonight.

Adios

Yep, you've pretty much called it as I remember it unfolding Slappy.
That staff member at La Bamba certainly needs educating in customer relations, it seems that her fairly recent two month stretch in HMP Chonburi did not have any effect apart from the haircut.
Yes, top marks to your chosen one last night (YoYo) an absolute babe and at least you stayed out & about until past 3am & you did have a two hour drinking start on me while I was consumed with EPL footy action.
Nice to see the legend of Billy last night in La Bamba, always fun to talk to him.