A funny thing happenned.... ~ LB-69

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 294 Points: 301

Damn you koykaeng I liked to think I was a young Brad Pitt. Way to burst my bubble. Still waiting for the pics;D

Keep in mind that it's Koykaeng telling this story, not gareth !

ps. We knew it wasn't Gareth, as I didn't have to read it more than once to understand it.

Nearly fell off my chair when i read those comments Laughing

G Man where are you

funny storie KK...it reminds me of my first days i LOS...

tottaly newbie...(me) Embarassed

that after almost 30 awake hours flight+transportation+waiting in bkk airport for a flight to CM where all 5 of us could be in same plane...finally arrived in CM...all of my friends just after 1 beer at the swimmingpool all said that they wanted to sleep some hours.....me?? count fucking sleep...was kind of "over-tired" ill guess...but have just before my experienced friends went to sleep...got introduced to our local "mamasan" who knew my friends were comming...well she went...my friends went... and i was sweatting like a pig...but no swimmingtrousers...so just went out this little "side-soi"...and what happens...?by a longshot ill pass this bar....where the mamasan calls me because she knows my friends...asking me where iam going...well i reply..looking for swimming-suit...but went inside...asking if she could do me a favor..please send one of the girls(yes it was before my happy LB-days) Crying or Very sad

out to buy some for me...ill pay...well she send one to the market...while iam sitting there...drinking some beers..trying to relax so i maybe could sleep a little before my friends woke up...

remember...this is my absolutly first hours in thailand ever... Exclamation

then i got to think about what iwe been told about thaimassage...so i ask (and please DO believe me Laughing

) can one of your girls please give me some neck-massage cause my neck was killing me after after 30 awake hours...
and again...believe me...i even pointed out...no sex...just massage.. Rolling Eyes

well..she spoke with one of the girls...nice around the 30...and with nice tits for a thai....and then she told me to follow her out in the backroom...(ill guess now, it must have been where a lot of them slept at night... Embarassed

and bloody hell...iwe got the F....... best massage iwe ever got...for 2 straight hours...i was in heaven...then she finnished of with giwing me a facial-massage...with her (OKAY) breast just above my face...asking me with a big smile......anything MORE you want?? Shocked

then i was "sold".... Embarassed

well...she certanly knew allready i was a newbie...so she asked for 1500 LT....... well me...i was horny at hell....not at all in shape to negociate... Embarassed

so we went of to my hotel (100 meters from there)...who do we meet on the way...??bloody hell...all my friends Laughing

they did look a bit Shocked

when they see me...allready taking one home.....

well dont flame me now...but the sex was soooo good...that i paid her 2k.... Embarassed

...and kept her for the next 4 days...still at 2k per day...even that my friends told me i was crazy....the 5 day...when i was grabbing for my wallet to pay her...she said no...i dont want more money from you... Shocked

so nest 2 days all freebies...and a lot of good hours... Cool

then day 7...we was supposed to move to pattaya....and even that iwe heard a lot from my friends who knew all....i didnt want to let this one go....so iwe asked her if she wanted to join us...i would pay for the trip...( we newer talked about money for her..) she was happy..so proberly iam being one of the few...bringing a girl to pattaya... Cool

had 7 days in pattaya...never paid her anything...but she paid for me to have an threesome one night....with her on the sideline.... Shocked

shortly after my return....i made an decission....i took out some money and returned to CM...and for the first 5 months i was there...well she never got an dime( of course i paid for food-hotel-everything) but for her...never....UNTIL..it was "THE TIME TO KILL" Laughing

long storie short...she got me paying about 70-80 K ...i think the storie(its good enough iwe think...as i was there and saw it) some overdued morgage on her house in "sukkothai"...and she was close to loosing it...

so in the end(and now) i realise...iwe still paid...BUT...dangerous for her...iwe could have said no...and getting "free" pussy for 5 months... Laughing

i still miss her sometimes...her massage(she was BETTER than the "pro`s")...and her BJ`s... Embarassed

but maybe one day...ill meet her again...never knows...as one of her lazy-no good-brothers.....is an LB....(actually...the only good guy in that family... Laughing

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but carry on KK.....ill cross my fingers... Wink

Batman good story....70-80k for 5 months...that works out approx. 450-550 bht a day...not so bad really....cheers donnykey

Ladyboy Expert Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Posts: 887 Points: 975

yeah KK, still waiting for the photo's

what seems cheap, always ends up being expensive in the long run.

'i personally love the thrill of a cheap slutty fuck' Very Happy

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 194 Points: -52

whadda mean sucker behind my back ?

what is grundlurad mean ?

Ladyboy Hunter Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 194 Points: -52

To the guys who think Batman was suckered ....do your maths....as i said previously....5 months for 70-80k works out to around 450-550 bht a day...not what I'd call exhorbitant