been british ! ~ LB-69

Been British is about driving a German car to a Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing a Indian curry or Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch American shows on a Japanese tv.
And most of all been suspicious of anything Foreign ! Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than a ambulance , banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter, supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get cigs at the front of the shop.
We may be British but were funny as Fuck ! Laughing

StevieP

Couldent said it beter my self have u left anything out ?
u forgot about the Muggins,Stabbings anything else....
u on camera before u walked out the door Very Happy

never herd of anything like that in my home country Gaz ?

but it was ment as a joke Rolling Eyes

steviep

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Then u never been to london.
cctv on everywhere u walk what else pub fights, loud music all night teenagegangs all over the place that sounds more up liverpool on a night out way anything i left out .....

on a similar note.
i get quite a hard time from the lb,s because im from birmingham, its part of the way we speak to end every sentence with the word "man".
i cant help it, if you,ve heard ozzy osborne you,ll know what i mean.
anyway, the amount of times an lb has said "why you call me man"
"sorry,i cant help it man, its where im from"

gareth its called british humer ffs !

Yeh man ? i get same prob Anthony
fuckin brummies everywhere Laughing

stevie p

yes im just adding to it wheres batman when u need him Very Happy

we need a full decription about being british Laughing

im just kidding steve

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Tell me about it Stevie , I seem to have the same traits but have not lived there for some time .
I recently left NZ to buy an English club Jersey (Wasps) that has a NZ owned label (Canterbury) , made in China and bought in Scotland . Confused

lol that sounds about right phil nothing nz made from nz companies these days .reminds me of my fav toys as a kid g i joes the real american heros which were made in china .

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Didn't a Kiwi just win the Indianapolis 500? Now THAT's wrong Laughing

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But he was born in Australia so the Aussies are claiming him Shocked

that sounds about right.
do they introduce him as "aussie sensation".?

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Sorry getting abit off track here .

Not sure Anthony , our news here is so one-eyed that we would not hear the exact facts .
The man himself says he's a Kiwi as his parents are Kiwis and he left Aussie when he was five. His backers are Kiwis so I guess its a Kiwi affair .